Captain Hooking

When you're anally fisting someone and your curl your index finger inside them while saying "Arrrrrr I'm plundering yer booty!"

Wanna watch Pirates of the Carribbean and enjoy some Captain Hooking after?
booty anal sex pirate

by Pirate Princess Pounder March 5, 2014

Scissor-hooping

The act between two girls, one on top of the other. The top is straddling and kissing the bottoms boobs. As the bottom is humping and groping the top. (No matter how hard this may be) this act can only be preformed between two females. Or els it would be called:
Weenier-slicing

Girl 1-"So what where you and that chick doing last night?"
Girl 2-"nothing, just a little scissor-hooping!"

Girl 1-"Damn, I am so proud, you got her down and hooping!"

by Gray&gay May 25, 2014

granny hooking

To shag a prostitute over the age of 50

Tom went granny hooking, the filthy fucker!

by Fit bitch September 4, 2017

Chocolate-Hooking

The slow, yet impressive process of training your dick to curve so far backwards that every time you get a boner you fuck yourself in the ass.

My wife told me that chocolate-hooking was a bad idea, but the only downside is that I can’t tell if it’s gay or just a weird way to masturbate.

by Gamin2001 February 25, 2022

Boo Hoo Hooing

Sarcastic derogatory way of sneering at someone who is pathetically crying.

She was giving it all the large Boo Hoo Hooing, I so don't care about her

by Crystal_M August 15, 2010

hooking up

“Hooking up” is a candy coated way of saying were going to fuck. It has been adopted by today`s preppy pop culture in an effort to “candy coat”, glamorize, and make “casual fucking” more acceptable. This same preppy pop culture is notorious for abusing the word “like” and can be found in any Hollister, American Eagle, Abercrombie and Fitch, Express, Armani Exchange ect. etc.

Preppy fake pop culture chick - “Yesterday like me and Jason like were almost “hooking up” in the dressing room at like hollister.”

Real Person - “Hey stupid why don’t you just call it what it is FUCKING, get the hell away from me!”

by Live the Lie December 28, 2005

robin hooding

when one male licks the shaft of another man's penis, before inserting the tip of his penis into said man's urethra.

Rich was all like, "what's up man?", before he violently grabbed Russell's shaft and and decided to go all robin hooding on that dick.

by Agent O October 7, 2013