Turkey Holster

When ya homie makes you look bad to a girl you tryna smash to increase his of chances of hittin' it.

That Rob was a real turkey holster.

"Aye, not tryna be a turkey holster, but Blaine been talkin mad shit bout you."

by Garcher April 23, 2022

nature’s holster

It's a special little pocket every man has in his rear

He tucked the pocketknife into his nature’s holster just like his granddad used to do on long hikes through the woods.

by ralfsv August 9, 2024

simp holster

The space between the bed and the mattress you stay in when your girlfriend is doing her onlyfans show or when she’s letting other dudes hit it but you totally respect her choices, good man.

Don’t talk while you’re in the simp holster, you already made me so mad

by Somanyants August 29, 2022

Cock holster

A cock holster is the mouth of someone who is bitching

Quit bitching before I smack you in your cock holster

by Demonicdoor April 4, 2020

Mexican Holster

Using the waistband of one's pants in lieu of a holster to carry a handgun. Also referred to as "junk carry."

That jackass spent how much on a gun and skimped on a $15 holster? He's gonna blow his junk off using a Mexican Holster.

by fizux September 17, 2015

Cock holster

One who's sole purpose is to be a receptacle for cock

Her singular existence on earth is to be a cock holster whether it's in her mouth, vag, hands, or anus.

by Mick diggler August 2, 2023

cock holster

A place to put ones male genitalia, in a woman's mouth. You holster your "gun" there. Put your cock in the holster.

She loves giving BJ's. She is a real cock holster.

by jayram1408 June 15, 2023