nature’s holster

It's a special little pocket every man has in his rear
He tucked the pocketknife into his nature’s holster just like his granddad used to do on long hikes through the woods.
by ralfsv August 09, 2024
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Cack holster

Similar to the term cock holster, but used on friendly terms when you're talkin shit to a buddy. Usually used when drunk/drinking.
Hey, Ty, how bout you shut yer fuckin cack holster, eh?
by SDkid May 15, 2008
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holster hips

This is where all them females put their guns, when least expected, they come out and fire, leaving you breathless.
Damn! Those holster hips had me fired!
by RyFen July 21, 2015
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Bologna-Holster

A vulgar description of the mouth.
A place to put your cock.

Usually used to define a homophobic males mouth.
Yo! Shut your fucking Bologna-Holster, you shit eating cocksucker!
by LordAxleRod December 17, 2022
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Holstered too quickly

Term used for when you are taking a fat piss and you put your cock back in your pants while it's still dribbling
Guy 1:"Dude I just holstered too quickly now my boxers are soaked!!!"
Guy 2:"Can I suck em dry?"
Guy 1:"Thanks bro, really looking out for me"
by Bussy.Boy July 27, 2022
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Boob holster

“Omg why did you leave the house without a boob holster???”
by Gibbyyyyyy34 October 11, 2021
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Mexican Holster

Using the waistband of one's pants in lieu of a holster to carry a handgun. Also referred to as "junk carry."
That jackass spent how much on a gun and skimped on a $15 holster? He's gonna blow his junk off using a Mexican Holster.
by fizux August 12, 2015
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