Gun Hobbyist

An advocate for citizens' gun rights who argues that people have a constitutional right to protect themselves, when in reality they just enjoy playing with guns.

Man 1: Did Congress pass the Background Check bill?
Man 2: No, the NRA has them by the balls.
Man 1: Freakin gun hobbyists

by thebetterfriend2 May 2, 2013

hobby bobby

community police officer that doesnt have the power of a real police officer. someone who aspires to be a police officer but doesnt make the grade

fuck off you hobby bobby, you cant arrest me

by psychobabble the mc September 12, 2009

Hobby Boy

A pathetic, worthless human being whose existance is so meaningless and depressing that they must participate in various hobbies (such as bird watching) in order to keep themselves from putting a shotgun in thier mouth. Can be used in place of many other insults such as faggot, shithead, potato, douchebag, dickweed, or asshole.

"What did your parents say when they found out you are Hobby Boy?"

by Fanny Bandito November 6, 2009

Hobbyist

A man who patronizes prostitutes.

A Hobbyist needs so much anal action that their worn out women tell them they should take up a Hobby.

by Joe Coalman October 20, 2008

hobby time

Times set aside for engaging in habitually entertaining activities

Yikes, hobby time again – what’s up this time?

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

hobby rocket

A joint rolled with about point two grams of weed and half a paper, usually with a filter and roach clip. Unlike a fullsize doob you probably won't go to space after you blast this tiny joint. However while a hobby rocket can't get you to space you can still get pretty high.

Space talk may accompany the duration of the mission. For example; prior to launching a hobby rocket a countdown from ten followed by "blastoff" is traditional. If the joint gets dropped someone may say: "Houston, we have a problem."

When the hobby rocket has finished burning: "That's one small joint for man, one giant leap for mankind."

If you don't have the budget for NASA sized rocket joints just light a hobby rocket and you can still get pretty high man.

Dude, I'm almost out of weed, lets just blast a couple hobby rockets.

I could tell it was good grass cause I got pretty high with my hobby rocket.

by passsomegrass April 5, 2011

hooby hooby

any one person or persons who lacks common knowledge and sense. Hooby Hoobies are easily confused and are extremely forgetful.

"My boyfriend put an entire tablespoon (tbs) of salt into our casserole, when the recipe called for a teaspoon (tsp). He is such a Hooby Hooby."

by noodle doo October 4, 2011