Hobknocker

A person who has sexual relations with a short, or vertically challenged person. (Hobit, or Hobbe)

Bloody hobknocker ran off with Bridget last night...

by ShadeLite August 15, 2016

Hobknocker

In Britain, hobknocker is an old term for the metal doorknockers that used to be on front-doors. Because of their rounded appearance, an association was made with the shape of a prominent women's mons veneris. It is probably from here that American definitions have acquired derogatory sexual connotations.

Scrooge saw Marley's face appear in the door's hobknocker

by ACProctor March 8, 2020

hobknockers

tits

she had some nice hobknockers

by jman24 February 1, 2021

hobnocker

to slap some1 in the face with ur dick... U will never and I mean never be able to watch that Icarly scene when Carly talks abt a HobNocker

"Omfg look at Brian over there he is such a HobNocker."

by N_Hey_Bitch_Bestie June 17, 2021

Hobknocker

When a man knocks you in the face with his hob (his dick)

"He is such a hobknocker for slapping her in the face with his dick like that."

by Ronaldmcdonald44 April 28, 2022

Habknocker

A habknocker is a canadian, man or woman, who masturbates in public.

Hey George, I had a great time habknocking in the mall.

Man, that kid is a habknocker. I saw him jacking off in the public bathroom

by NJ kid November 14, 2011

Hobshnocker

It is when you munch on sausage and dick at the same time.

My girlfriend was a Hobshnocker last night during sex, I guess she had the munchies because she brought wither her a piece of sausage.

by Fagboy101 May 18, 2014