Hob Knocker

A negative, zero social life, loser who knocks other peoples hobbies. Wether they be hunting to football to BMx to D&D, a Hob Knocker will tear down what some people choose to do with their free time, compared to a Hob Knocker who sits on his/her ass in his parents basement looking at pictures and youtube videos of people actually doing shit with their lives.

Regular Guy: I'm going camping this weekend, what about you?

Hob Knocker: *scoffs* Camping??!?! What is this brokeback mountain? So lame.

Regular Women: I'm going to paint a few pictures over summer break!

Hob Knocker: LOL! FAIL! Painting!?!!? You're not making any money on that crap you call painting, so why continue?

Young Kid: I'm going to go BMX riding with my friends!

Hob Knocker: Seriously? What happend when you fall on your ass and crack your head open? YOU COULD DIE! LOL

Young Kid:.....You Hob Knockers have no lives what so ever.

Hob Knocker: *cries on the inside*

by Danny Danger July 20, 2010

HOB-King

A person known to prefer the company of a usually possessive and bitchy girlfriend over that of his homies. Darron from "Saving Silverman" perfectly demonstrates the metamorphasis into a HOB-King. Recommended course of action when a friend is suspected of turning to the HOB-Kingdom: Chloroform his girlfriend and rape her in the woods, leaving her to die. = )

"Can you believe that HOB-King Carmine? We got free tickets to a Devils game and he ditches us for that h0!"

by That diesel kid who thinks he's god December 9, 2008

hob job

One who can float in very small sinks...

WooooW were u just hob jobing in that sink???

by k p homeslice May 2, 2005

Hob-Nob

A Boy or Girl That Is Bisexual Bats For Both Teams

Hob: Vagina
Nob: Dick

See Also: Nob-Nob and Hob-Hob

Person One: I Fansy Boys And Girls
Person Two: Your A Hob-Nob Then
Person One: Cool! =
Person Two: Mhmm.

by Multicoloured March 1, 2007

HOB-JOB

When a girl gives a blow job whilst simultaneously eating a hobnob.

Crumbs in my foreskin again, must be another HOB-JOB

by SFTBNIQQA May 7, 2015

Hob-Knocker

A phrase use to describe someone who is drunk and slaps people with their dick. It commonly happens when someone is drunk of vodka or sambooka. They didn't censor this word when it was used in iCarly. No wonder the show aired on nickelodean.

British Guy: Back off hob-knocker!
American Savage: Ur Gay.

by A Savage Catholic June 19, 2016

Hob-Crocker

When one's sitting on the toilet, masturbating, when suddenly one starts thinking about Crocker, from the Fairly Odd Parents, and upon ejaculation, one screams "FAIRIES!" While waving their arms frantically.

Term is usually used as an insult, and is a spin-off of the term Hob-knocker.

Guy 1: I enjoy being a hob-Crocker.
Guy 2: Dude tmi
Guy 1: FAIRIES!

by butpoop October 30, 2014