Siamese Hitch Hiking

A sexual practice in which both partners simultaneously insert their thumbs into each others' rectums.

"I was having sex with my girlfriend, and then she wanted to try siamese hitch hiking."

Siamese Hitch Hiking by meaniedevilface September 3, 2012

hitch hiking on the sheets 

One who would rather stay in his hotel room and jack off masterbate than bang some Ho(s).

<knock> <knock>

Quit hitch hiking on the sheets and let's go bang some Ho's.

hitch hiking on the sheets by Arnold Martell June 11, 2006

muddy hiking 

To journey deep into the hilly landscape of your girls fleshmounds and reach the cavernous dirt trail upon which your boots shall get muddied

I went muddy hiking with Liz the other day and I practically lost a boot in that mud, gnome sayin

muddy hiking by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015

free-hiking 

hiking nude

It's a nice day, let's go free-hiking!

free-hiking by guynoirpe1 March 1, 2016

Bitch hiking 

Act of hitch hiking performed after a female, typically a bitchy one, unexpectedly and impulsively exits her make counterparts vehicle, usually after a disagreement or unwelcome sexual advance in Lieu of a ride home with the man who’s offended her, she stampers along, seemingly out of place, and out of character, roadside in hopes of hitching a ride home completely unaware of the dangerousnesses

“How did your date with Tiffany go?”
“Dont ask, she’s probably still out bitch hiking right now “

“Watch out Missy! last two girls to date Jay bitch hiked home! He’s a total perv!”

“ Johnny, Stop!” Kristin said moving his hand away from her inner thigh

“ or what!?” Johnny replied shocked at Kristen’s disapproval to his advance

“Or what? Or what!? I’ll bitch hike home Johnny! That’s what!!!” Kristin said watching Johnny slowly fall back from her
“Go ahead Kristen ! Bitch hike home! No one’s stopping you! Johnny said under his breathe knowing his date was a prude

Bitch hiking by Snowbabyk April 17, 2022

swaggy hiking star 

Someone who got their name off a children's website random name generator. Or just utterly dumb

Yea. You know Cathy? She's a real Swaggy hiking star

swaggy hiking star by CrashBandicut February 25, 2017

Hitch hiking 

The action of thumbing a person either in their anal cavity, or the vaginal cavity.

"Mike R: Haha look, it looks like i've been thumbing Sally when she's on her blob.
Mike C: That's not what it looks like...
Mike R: DUDE...
Mike C: Sally got Hitch hiked.
Mike R: HITCH HIKED!?
Mike C: It's when you thumb some one, instead of fingering them.



Mike R: Wanna go Hitch hiking...?"

Hitch hiking by Clarkem August 21, 2008