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heaven

heaven is like a fairy tale its somethin that older people tell you so you can be good and do no evil and some man or women got drunk one day and they thought that they was talkin to god but was really talkin to them selves and that is what made the bible so kids don't believe everything you hear its one thing that can currupt the mind.
"If you live your life in the name of god you go to heaven, If you sin you go to hell" thats all bullshit
by Big Mike February 1, 2005
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Heaven

I don't know what these other people are talking about, Heaven is a mixed drink using sprite, crystal lite, and your choice of vodka or rum.
Please note: Heaven gets you fucked up. Consume wisely, since it tastes like punch with a kick. After all, that's pretty much exactly what this shit is.
by Jack o' Hearts May 29, 2010
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Heaven

A place between girls's legs.
Er... Search google or else for examples or pics of a man's heaven. xD
by HJJIPpls December 28, 2005
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heaven

Everyone wants in but no one knows why just because a book says it's the place to be when you die.
I hope I get in to Heaven.
by Phantom July 28, 2003
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Heaven

a gay little place that people who cant handle the concept death made up

about as plausible as candyland
by fenry July 4, 2006
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Heaven

A meanie that always blocks me and never wants to talk to me 😭 her name is heaven but she’s from hell😳
She’s so mean like heaven 😭
by Ceo.anime0 September 25, 2020
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Heaven

Term for a person who makes claims about their wealth, and the luxury items they purchase. However, whenever it comes down to having small things, they cannot seem to afford them.
Person 1: I'm getting all this money, and I just got back from the Juicy store. I spent about a stack!

Person 2: These chips are good.

Person 1: Oooh lemme get some!

Person 2: Damn yo, you tryna pull a Heaven?
by buster knutz February 9, 2010
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