Harpooning

The act of penetrating a fish with male genitalia and or toys.

Ethan is harpooning his fish right now! That poor fish.

by Toni SauceTac March 19, 2019

Tactical Harpooning

The act of pretending a fat high school student who identifies as a gamer is a whale and proceeding to chuck harpoons at them. Seen as a sport by harpoon enthusiasts.

“Look, it’s Ryan!”
“He’s pretty fat, and he’s a gamer!”
“You know what that means!”
*Takes out harpoons*
“Let’s play Tactical Harpooning!”

by gamerman November 06, 2019

Harpoon Man

One who controls harpoons magically.

When the Harpoon Man dies, all his harpoons go off at once.

by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022

harpoon the whale

to pick up a fat chick, oftentimes in the service of your mate getting with her attractive friend. See also grenade.

Jay had to harpoon the whale at the caravanning party so his mate Simon could pull the fit bird.

by HolyFlurkingSchnit November 20, 2015

Harpooned

The action of a hard, deep sexual penetration. (Past-tense)

Jess: “I heard you went home with Neil last night.”
Samantha: “Gurl, I got harpooned so hard.”

by Thirsty Remixed Ribosome September 16, 2018

Pass the harpoon

When you're in a club and you and your friend spot a whaledie.

That girl over there is a right whale Pass the harpoon!

by Dockerz March 30, 2017

Harpoon

The easiest way to talk about pussy in public; harpoon sounds alot like "her poon". Your bros will understand but it's not too suspicious to anyone else

"You know why I love Asians, they have the tightest harpoons"

by Illiminati4LIFE November 08, 2014