What the hap is fuckening

An expression of neurodivergent, dyslexic confusion, "what the fuck is happening?"

Can refer to the state of affairs in any very specific situation or in a general sense of society as a whole.

Person A: "Have you heard they're building a concentration camp in the Everglades and they're calling it "Alligator Alcatraz"?"

Person B: "What the hap is fuckening?"

by MizzBean August 24, 2025

hap

hap, hap is a code word for nigger

Your a hap!
Look at those haps.

by Gyp December 8, 2021

Haps

Haps as in happy or happiness

They were totes haps. They were totally happy

by Provo78 March 4, 2023

HAP

Hispanic American Princess

Look at her, she gets everything she wants. What a fucking HAP

by hispanic princess March 13, 2018

hippy hap

the notion or action of beating a hippy due to them being a pollution of socity

i hippy happed that stoner

by holllllllyu February 3, 2012

Ning Haps

Nothing happening at the moment.

Boy:What you up to today bruh?

Mate:Nah 'ning haps' bro. What about you?

by Saendeez October 23, 2012

HAP

Herobrine attracted person.

I'm a HAP i want to have gay sex with Herobrine right this instant.

by Kester999 April 4, 2021