April 13tg is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him
Hamish: You know what day it is today?
Woman: Yeah it’s april 13th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Oh well, I guess it’s the right day
Woman: Yeah it’s april 13th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Oh well, I guess it’s the right day
by JeremyH128 April 13, 2019
by Henry hort December 11, 2023
by Finbar Thompson August 23, 2021
by Hahahahagagagagagagag July 01, 2021
Some bum who is similar to a leaf as he is 0.00001 grams heavy. He gets absolutely no bitches (-50 estimated) and his parents like to belt the shit out of him. He doesn't like to go out on a windy day because he will get blown away, that's why he can't get a haircut.
by Jackson Theodore the seventeen March 28, 2022
Hamish Tooher is a good guy, i like him
by Oliver Jurd UwU June 01, 2022
Imagine a walnut, imagine that exact size, now think of an apple and how smooth it is, combine the two and you have the brain of Hamish Rayner. One can describe Hamish Rayner with the words; not based, smooth-brained, pyramid head, and Harnish. Frequent behavior of hating skeletons, hating gravel, and hating redacted is frequently observed.
Guy 1: Did you hear about that horrible terrorist attack recently?
Guy 2: Yeah, whoever did it was a total Hamish Rayner.
Guy 1: Totally, only someone named Hamish Rayner would do that.
Guy 2: Yeah, whoever did it was a total Hamish Rayner.
Guy 1: Totally, only someone named Hamish Rayner would do that.
by Absolutelynotarobot1234 September 08, 2020