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Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD)

noun

A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.
Tyler's new haircut did nothing to hide his Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD), but at least he has a good hat collection.
by yoos July 23, 2024
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Hairline-ist

Where someone makes fun of your hairline
"Your hairline is so far back! You're balding!"

"I'm not balding, that's hairline-ist!"
by urmum124 April 20, 2022
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Tegan’s Hairline

This is a holy and unstoppable singularity of power. Even simply getting a glance of it will give you a understanding of the universe and it’s purpose.
White guy: I have searched for so long, I conclude Tegan’s Hairline can only be found by the chosen one
by TheLordOfAllHairline April 18, 2019
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Hairline Malfunction

Somebody with the worst hairline you've ever seen
Jack: wow your hairlines so bad
Carol: Jack your so mean

Jack: it looks like you have a hairline malfunction
by Skinny Peinus January 6, 2017
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MidLights Hairline

bro His is not as worse as MidLights Hairline
by MidLight January 1, 2023
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Kaydosh’s-hairline

A hairline so big it could sink a Ship
Kaydosh’s-hairline was so extraordinary no samurai could top it
by Wensleydale February 4, 2025
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Pushed my hairline back

When the black negro barber pushes the negro customers hairline back so hard he ages 30 years
Man my barber done fucked me up, my side-chick dont wanna fuck me no more because this negro barber pushed my hairline back
by A White Negro May 27, 2023
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