white hat hacker

A person who can hack, but use them for good to help people for good things not like give them money meant like give them there account back when there account got stolen.

Guy 1: Hey dude my account got stolen your the only dude that can help me!

Guy 2: No problem bud i got this and i will get everything they took and give it back to you.

Guy 1: Thank you so much!

Guy 2: No problem it just what i do!

Guy 1: Glad i meet a white hat hacker!

by MeepBotLogic December 17, 2016

Hacked by Chinese

"Hacked by Chinese!" appeared in the text of the Code Red Worm which attacked a vulnerability in Microsoft IIS web servers in July, 2001. In some internet forums, the phrase has become a put-down synonymous with "you lose!" The meaning of the original term is obscure; perhaps a reference by the originators of the worm to a supposed Chinese-American internet war, though the origin of the worm, which infected some 250,000 computers within 9 hours according to NIPC, was never traced.

Slashdot comment: "Hacked by Chinese!" -August 7, 2001, on news of a new human vs. machine chess match.

by Tony Sidaway September 22, 2005

Hacketty

A really un-funny or irrelevant joke

'That's bent, Darren Bent' that's very hacketty

by Banter@Barton August 14, 2016

hack a shaq

A tactic used to intentionally foul Shaquille O'Neal (or another player with a poor free throw shooting percentage, such as Ben Wallace) before the last 2 minutes of a basketball game. This strategy slows down the pace of the game, and is not what basketball was intended to be played like. This tactic is useless with less than 2 minutes, because the team that was fouled can then choose which player goes to the free throw line.

How come the Spurs beat the Suns again in the playoffs? Because Popovich decided to use hack a shaq.

by pacsmanjones May 26, 2008

Hacked

Hacked is supposed to mean unauthorized access to computers and computer networks, but not any more, now it means to post 'Hilarious' statuses on somebodies Facebook profile.

Idiot: "I totally hacked Joe's Facebook the other day!"
Normal Person: "Really, you hacked it? How?"
Idiot: "He left himself logged in and I posted a status."
Normal Person: "That's not hacking."

by Pseudonym Man. October 15, 2011

hacker

A person skilled with the use of computers that uses his talents to gain knowledge. Tere are three classifications of hackers:

White-hat (hacking for the enjoyment of exploration)

Black-hat (hacking to find exploits and system weaknesses, see cracker)

and Grey-hat (someone who is a little of both)

by Chuck May 6, 2003

wall hacker

A person who cheats in a game like Counter-Strike, where the hack involves lowering the opacity of the walls. Such that players normally cannot be seen since they are behind a wall are visible.

You caught me masturbating...you wall hacker.

by Eric Shi December 23, 2003