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Guck

First of all 'Guck' does not mean to "fuck your mom" or whatever they put. It means dirty ok DIRTY
Damn these shoes are guck
by Yeeeeaaaaahhhgh June 30, 2014
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guckinf

Zealious sex-profanity in a world of dyslexic typos
Tiros tells the group, 'guckinf do it again'
by Kailaa December 6, 2003
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Gluckin

The ugliest bridesmaid in a bridal party. Not to be confused with the Guvlanka, who is the fattest bridesmaid.
"I'll be so drunk after this wedding, I'll settle for bangin' either the gluckin or the guvlanka."
by Drty Chavez March 27, 2009
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Guck-type Shit

The type of sex a person might have, that is so penetratingly deep and gut-churning that it produces both a state of having one's lower chakras from root to solar plexus all temporarily unlocked, while also creating a potentially (retrospectively) humorous, but also potentially embarrassing, wet, hollow sound.
1. That empty-headed, no-ambitions-having, yeti-looking motherfucker must really be slamming down some real guck-type shit in your best friend's yoniverse for her to be wasting her time on that bullshit.

2. Awestruck, Submissive Friend: Last night, that wasn't just sex. That was something cosmic. He opened my insides up wide like the sky spreading the ocean open. All I heard was my insides going "guck, guck, guck," like receding waves sucking the land. That wasn't just sex; that was some guck-type shit.

I am eternally changed and freely opened to the world's possibilities.

Loving, Supportive but Deeply Uncomfortable Friend: o_o *leaves silently, without blinking*
by cosmically_nasty July 5, 2018
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Gluck-Gluck 3000

The Gluck-Gluck 3000 is a more powerful way of sloppy toppy
Random dude: did you get the Gluck-Gluck 3000?
Another dude: yeah my sister gave it but I got AIDS
by YeahItsEvan_ March 24, 2022
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Guck

guck (n) / Goo that provokes one to express the word "yuck" when come to contact with it.
Anyone : "Eww, I just stepped in some guck. Yuck!"
by tarealist September 17, 2013
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gruck

grimey luck/bad luck/crappy luck/shitty luck.
Person #1: Man...the most fucked up shit happened.
Person #2: That's because you have gruck.
by three6zer0 March 3, 2009
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