Go-Gurt

When a girl removes the condom off your dick and drinks the semen.

Yo son when I finished nuttin she removed the condom and swallowed it like a Go-Gurt

by SamoBlu July 1, 2017

naughty go-gurt

When one rinses out an unused condom, and then layers: yogurt, honey and any other sweetener inside. Then they tie the base of the condom to the grates of their freezer. About 24 hours later, they come back to see whether or not it froze, and if it did: THEY'LL DO WHAT THEY WOULD WITH A GO-GURT!!

P1: Hey, do you still have any naughty go-gurts left?
P2: Nah, I'm out of rubbers.
P1: That's a shame. *sigh*

by Doctor Fucker February 17, 2017

Gurt

Ukrainian word that means music group or band.

Gurt "Kazaki" prepares for their next performance.

by Riot or Ryder December 26, 2016

Go-gurted

Upon completion, the condom is ripped off of the males penis and the ejaculate is slurped out as if it was a go-gurt.

She couldnt possibly wait any longer, she needed that seed. She ripped the condom off and go-gurted like she never has before.

by Jimmy gallon69 November 30, 2019

Gurt

unappealing

Did you see brittanys hair cut ? Eww gurt girl !

by Penelope Banks October 20, 2020

gurt

can be compared to the feeling of a orgasm. if you are feeling gurt then you are on cloud 9 rubbing it in circles. being gurt is just like if you were being a goofy gook

person 1:”how does my cream cum bubble feel in your face”

person 2:”omg it feels so gurt”

by clit rubber3000 November 15, 2023

Gurt

short form for yogurt

How's your gurt tasting?

by Justin UrMom December 27, 2023