Doing a gurt

Doing a gurt

Doing a gurt. Often used as a phrase for getting with somebody when you are drunk then wondering how on earth to get out of it.

by GURTRUDE FOREVER April 13, 2018

Blapta gurt

Awesomesauce.

“Are we going to the quarry?”
“Hundo P”
“Blapta gurt!”

by Blaptaboy July 23, 2022

Gurt

When a nasty women ejaculates, but it comes out of her anus. Essentially sharting during sex only it’s not just poop, it’s slimy and in a liquid state

Yeah bro I was giving Nadia back shots and I saw her butthole start to quiver. I knew she was about to Gurt but I didn’t care. Safe to say I spent the next hour in the shower getting all the Gurt off of me and I just threw my sheets away. But what can I say, gurters have the most fun!

by Gurt lover 56 April 21, 2024

Gurt

unappealing

Did you see brittanys hair cut ? Eww gurt girl !

by Penelope Banks October 20, 2020

Gurt

Doing something really smart but also very dangerous

Kevin: "Ima keep it a gurt, you need to sybau"
Gurt: "Yo"

by SirDerek May 21, 2025

Gurt

Doing something really smart but also very dangerous.

Kevin: "Ima keep it a gurt, you need to sybau"
Gurt: "Yo"

by SirDerek May 21, 2025

gurt

meaning yogurt without the yo.

popularized by Italian POC activist momisthatyou.

can be used in various different situations and can mean various different things depending on the context.

"whats good gurt"

"you are a momisthatyou fan as well"

by 47KERO February 16, 2022