by Lampollo February 1, 2025
Get the Guinea Pig Weekmug. by MisaPumpkin January 28, 2025
Get the guinea pigmug. by DonnyDucky September 27, 2017
Get the Feeding the guinea pigmug. when a couple argues real bad all the way home. then they prepare food while still arguing hurting each others' feelings like its nothing. during dinner they chew snaringly and fight over ridiculous stuff like buying 600g of plums instead of 500. then they wash the dishes and tidy up calling each other names ("useless whore", "brainless brick") and insulting families. then they watch the news while threatening to end their relationship, both of them hardening out of delusions of pride, honour, dignity. neither one willing to simply change their perspective for a minute to witness the comedy of their scene.
at five to twelve the couples' two guinea pigs start procreating in their cage facing the bewildered, silenced couple. a lot of wheezing, puffing and blowing, stamping and trampling.
by Krkič October 15, 2019
Get the guinea pigsmug. 
The cutest thing you could possibly find let me tell u something. DO NOT EAT. If u eat u have no more companion. Let me spit some real facts now. They live from 6 to 7 years and possibly 10 at most
They love food and u if u give them food. They like loads of stuff, mostly food though they even have their own word for food, WEEK
They love food and u if u give them food. They like loads of stuff, mostly food though they even have their own word for food, WEEK
Week week I'm a pig give me food now
I am not the food for you though u get food for me guinea pig
My name is peeg I littol guy
My ear go flop I know not why
My floof is big cuz full of love
But not all floof is mostly chub
I am not the food for you though u get food for me guinea pig
My name is peeg I littol guy
My ear go flop I know not why
My floof is big cuz full of love
But not all floof is mostly chub
by Guinea piggggg February 24, 2021
Get the Guinea pigmug. by padytonia the awesome September 19, 2022
Get the Guinea pigmug.