Guatemalan Number Two

When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen

I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.

by hokiefez March 18, 2022

Guatemalan Fire Drill

The exotic sex position is found only deep within the borders of Guatemala. It involves a man, a woman, and six spotters of either gender. The move begins with a small fire that must be put out only by fluids found within body, I don't know much more but I heard a 36 foot rope and a small diary are also involved.

The Guatemalan fire drill is a position commonly found in the move-set of Shainal Friedman

by ArcticGoose February 1, 2023

Guatemalan Tea Party

Having to Piss from ones asshole, usually after ingesting spicy food.

"Man after I tried that Carolina Reaper hot sauce, I had myself a Guatemalan Tea Party"

by Mrs.Crowley June 30, 2024

Guatemalan Neighborhood

When a midget has sex with a group of Mexicans in a low income neighborhood

Did you hear Olivia got a Guatemalan Neighborhood on her walk home yesterday?

by Lanie Jandry March 11, 2017

guatemalan grommet

The metal ring you put around your penis after drinking a copious amount of gallo

Yo Cousin Pat, I’ve never seen you without your Guatemalan Grommet

by paulbholt January 31, 2019

Guatemalan breakfast

When two females shave their heads and pour syrup on their tits.Then the male continues to ejaculate into their eyes while dipping waffles on the females heads and shoving them up his anal cavity.

I had such an amazing Guatemalan Breakfast this morning,I won't be able to shit sideways for a few months!

by Twisted peddler 90 April 5, 2017

Guatemalan Toe Jam

When you perform anal with your girl using your big toe, swirling it around until you get all the remnants out.

“Heard Sally let Jerry collect some Guatemalan Toe Jam last night.”

by LifesAJ_O_K_E June 23, 2023