Guatemalan Neighborhood

When a midget has sex with a group of Mexicans in a low income neighborhood
Did you hear Olivia got a Guatemalan Neighborhood on her walk home yesterday?
by Lanie Jandry March 12, 2017
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Guatemalan Death Grip

When your fucking so long that the cum dries out and you get your dick stuck.
Yo I was fucking CHAD and he gave me the Guatemalan Death Grip.
by Iron Man Dies in Endgame May 06, 2019
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Guatemalan confetti

"I just released some Guatemalan confetti on the porcelain Honda"
by ralph_volcano March 25, 2021
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Guatemalan Goatee

The act of using scissors or another shaving material to cut your pubic hairs off, and then using semen as a gluing agent to stick your pubic hairs to your chin to act as a beard.
"I can't grow a beard. Fuck it, ima pull a Guatemalan Goatee."
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
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Guatemalan Fire Drill

The exotic sex position is found only deep within the borders of Guatemala. It involves a man, a woman, and six spotters of either gender. The move begins with a small fire that must be put out only by fluids found within body, I don't know much more but I heard a 36 foot rope and a small diary are also involved.
The Guatemalan fire drill is a position commonly found in the move-set of Shainal Friedman
by ArcticGoose February 01, 2023
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Guatemalan Helicopter

When two fat men lay on top of each other, belly to belly, naked, 69 style. They nest their penis heads into each other's bellybuttons while licking each other's toes. As they are doing this, they hum loudly.
I'm gay, but I'm not Guatemalan Helicopter gay.
by See_dub_ya June 28, 2021
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Guatemalan Number Two

When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen
I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.
by hokiefez March 18, 2022
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