guacing

the present tense of guacamole

I'm guacing

by Kowgirl07 August 21, 2020

cock guac

When you are fucking a girl with ghonneria and pull out your cock and it's covered with a substence which resembles guacamole.

Man1: Hey how'd your date go last night?
Man2: not so good... the night turned out pretty shitty.
Man1: Why didn't you score...
Man2: Yeah but she had the clap and when I pulled it out I got a dick full of cock guac.

by Pulkmog December 20, 2009

shaving your guac

1. Maintenance conducted to the genital area of operation
2. Personal hygiene of any body area that one doesn’t want another individually to identify, i.e. arm pits, mustache, taint, etc.

Just shaving your guac will make the night go smooth!

by BLB@rodeos September 17, 2021

holy guac

dankest of dank guacamols

"This booty is massive, HOLY GUAC"

by fornitekid420 November 28, 2018

guac

A loser called Jeb bush

You're such a Guac

by guacman2020 October 10, 2016

Guac-Taco

when you put guac in your cooch and it's eaten out of you via chips

"bbg when we get home imma Guac-Taco you"

by guacfan4life August 19, 2024

Lost my guac

A phrase that means "lost my mind." It is commonly used by people that love guacamole or can't stand it because they don't want to lose there guacamole.

"Dude, I just lost my Guac!"
"My mom bought me some guacamole and now I lost my guac."

by Dragónverde September 24, 2018