Guff Cock

When you are spooning your girlfriend and they fart in your groin area

"Last night I was spooning Wendy, woke up in the morning and had guff cock"

by mouldy scab November 7, 2016

guff-daddy

Characterized by a narrow, often ostentatious concern for trivial issues from messy viewpoint.

The comic book guy from the Simpsons is a real guff-daddy.

by CIO June 15, 2004

finger guff

when you finger your bum hole repeatedly it creates a guff sound.

finger, finger, guff , guff , oh my! i finger guffed

by adb dealio August 3, 2009

Guff nuts

When you do not wipe your ass correctly and small parts of shit are left in your anal hair that then harden resulting in the owner of said gruff nuts having to pick them out of the hair - usually the case with men or german women

OMG My ass hair hurts!!

You need to pick out your guff nuts Donovan!!

by urbanfoxx June 30, 2011

brown guff

a term that is used for talking about cum.

ye m8! i brown guffed all ova her!

by EggyStoner March 30, 2005

Guff

A shorter version of Guthridge also known as jake :)
a VERY kind person who gets beer ;) and the king of the world nd the best lukkin lad eva ;);)

LMAOO!!

Is that king Guff Over there ?

by Kirstie&Kelly June 17, 2009

guff muffler

A device worn beneath outer garmets to arrest the foul stench coming from ones butt when farting and to reduce the sound from reverberating round

Farts smell and sound much worse when in the shower than sat in the car with a guff muffler (clothes) on

by The Guffers August 14, 2011