Hobo's Hand Grenade

The action in which someone shit's in a crisp packet and throws it at their enemies. Preferably done by hobo's.

"Duck and cover! Eddie nit just shit in a crisp packet. There's a hobo's hand grenade incoming!"

by Tard Features October 12, 2011

grenade launcher

The fatter and uglier friend of a grenade. Often brought along to make the grenade feel that she is not the ugliest girl at a party. The main purposes of the grenade launcher is to cockblock, instill fear, provide backup in a fight and to purposely rile up the grenade into exploding the chances of sex for everybody. Popularized by Mike "The Situation" from the MTV hit series Jersey Shore.

Its bad enough that this cutie brought a grenade with her, but this chick also brought a god damn grenade launcher as well. I personally try to avoid grenade launchers, at all cost. Not worth getting my GTL on for. At all.

by jinful February 26, 2010

Grenyarnia

A country in Europe only rich people know about. Comedian Jerry Seinfeld has a Summer home there.

"I'm staying at a country only rich people know about, it's called Grenyarnia."

by bke_dawg January 26, 2010

Crimson Grenade

The act of removing one's tampon and throwing it at or near a victim.

"Dude, Jenny pulled out her tampon and threw a crimson grenade in the middle of her fight with Becky!"

by Sherlock Holmeslice July 29, 2015

grenell

grenell (v). To be so internally conflicted that you work tirelessly in support of others who oppose your own best interests.

This verb is named in recognition of Richard Grenell, 2006 recipient of the Roy Cohn Award. Grenell is openly gay while simultaneously being anti-gay (search for articles on "Raw Story" and "Blogactive" for more details; Grenell also has an entry on Wikipedia). Grenell is lately gaining notoriety on Twitter for his relentless bashing of current Ambassador to the United Nations, Susan Rice. In keeping with this pathological misogyny, Grenell also appears to oppose women's use of contraceptives and is essentially serving as a voluntary, de facto spokesman for Vatican interests (but is notably silent on the issue of pedophile priests).

My name is Richard. My boyfriend and I grenell for our local Republican Party every weekend. We really appreciate their opposition to gay marriage. I like to tweet and make calls to voters telling them of the dangers of gay marriage, and my boyfriend makes posters. We consider ourselves to be married.

My name is Richard. My boyfriend and I grenell every Republican in this upcoming election, because they'll make sure gay people will never have the right to marry. We consider ourselves to be married.

I'll never be able to conceive a child, but I'm going to grenell like hell so women are prevented from access to contraceptives through their health insurance.

by J. Fred Smug March 24, 2012

grenade break up

An extremely bad break up that could become violent. Shit hit's the fan like someone tossed a grenade in a crowded elevator, always involving insults, drama and screaming.

After this type of break up there is never a chance of getting back together only a slight chance of future hate sex. You will always despise your ex after this.

Boyfriend: "I hate you and never want to see you again you psycho whore.. were finished!!!"

Girlfriend: "I never want to see you again either douche bag, I'm getting laid tonight by another guy don't you worry!!"

Boyfriend: "Been there done that... I'll be smashing two skanks by midnight, peace out!"

Girlfriend: "You sucked in bed anyways and best of luck with your twizzler dick"

Mutual Friend of Both: "Damn did you hear what happen to them... total grenade break up"

by Chris Waltham December 31, 2010

hippie grenade

A pot seed in the joint that blows it up like a cigarette load. Rumored to cause sterillity in males.

POP! Awww shit, man who rolled the hippie grenade?!

by Penith Pumpah March 1, 2007