Grapefruit

The best fruit ever

1: Do you like grapefruit?
2: Yep.
1: What do you like about grapefruit?
2: It's big and juicy

by The Lemon ẞæliøvhüque May 11, 2024

Grapefruit

Its a damn fruit

no i don't like grapefruit

by LemonPapi May 22, 2018

Grapefruit

1. A codeword used to signal the need for help. It is used when you're in some sort of emergency, usually mental in nature but also can be for other things. Its a way to ask for help/let your friends know something is wrong without having to actually say "Something is Wrong".
2. A codeword to ask for unconditional love and support from your Squad, regardless of what the issue is.

Friend A: "Grapefruit"
Friend B: "Whats up?"
Friend A: "My grandfather just died and Im... not safe."
Friend B: "Alright, Im on my way over and we can just hang."

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Friend A: "Grapefruit"
Friend B: "You are a beautiful person and I love you. You mean so much to me and I am throwing my love at you"
Friend C: "Who hurt you? Who do I need to kill?"

by y33tingyouryotes November 26, 2018

Grapefruit

Instead of saying goodnight say “Grapefruit”

“Grapefruit Guys, I gotta wake up early tomorrow!”

by cowbooty November 27, 2020

Grapefruit

An insult. Similar to being an idiot or a wally.

I just failed my test
You’re such a grapefruit

by User2379900 November 10, 2022

Grapefruits

Word that can replace the following words, boobs, boobies, tits, titties, breasts

"You have HUGE grapefruits!"

by american monkey diddler April 5, 2022

Grapefruit

A genre of smut that is more intense than lemon. That’s right, the KINKY shit. BDSM, vore, fetishes, whatever weird shit you think of, it exists. Lemon is child’s play compared to grapefruit.

“Yo dude last night I was reading some grapefruit.”
“Wtf bro I don't need to know that”
“Wanna see”
“Sure.”

by alternativeaster June 13, 2022