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Grapefruit

Beyond even a lemon on the citrus scale. This is reserved for the lewdest of the lewd fanfics. The kind with fetishes not even DeviantArt would allow. Some time’s there’s barely even a plot, just nothing but the author’s oddly specific and/or gross as fuck fetish and copyrighted characters participating in them. You, a person finding such a fanfic, were either looking for it or you made the mistake of asking for context when somebody joked about the grapefruit.

If you go out and pick grapefruits, be warned that Rule 36 will be constantly proven to you the hard way.
Bob: Alice’s Harry Potter grapefruit is something else, man. What perverted mind wants to read about Hermione getting a Manhattan transfer from Luna?
David: A Manhattan what-now?
Bob: You don’t want to know.
by E hates Q March 30, 2023
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Grapefruit

Instead of saying goodnight say “Grapefruit”
“Grapefruit Guys, I gotta wake up early tomorrow!”
by cowbooty November 27, 2020
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Grapefruit

1. A codeword used to signal the need for help. It is used when you're in some sort of emergency, usually mental in nature but also can be for other things. Its a way to ask for help/let your friends know something is wrong without having to actually say "Something is Wrong".
2. A codeword to ask for unconditional love and support from your Squad, regardless of what the issue is.
Friend A: "Grapefruit"
Friend B: "Whats up?"
Friend A: "My grandfather just died and Im... not safe."
Friend B: "Alright, Im on my way over and we can just hang."

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Friend A: "Grapefruit"
Friend B: "You are a beautiful person and I love you. You mean so much to me and I am throwing my love at you"
Friend C: "Who hurt you? Who do I need to kill?"
by y33tingyouryotes November 26, 2018
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Grapefruit monkey

The ugliest friend you have at school, they are black and love grape kool aid
by Bradden Williams September 21, 2022
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grapefruit eater

a person who is arrogant, mean, selfish, good with kids, likes the colour red,

grapefruit eater can refer to a place, person, animal or state of time that meets the already applied conditions

grapefruit eater is a gender neutral term

a group of grapefruit eaters is called a juice spill this can apply to companies or the science club down the hall
grapefruit eater is a apolitical term and can be used against anyone or anything

an object can only be considered a grapefruit eater if it uses red as its main colour this applies to buildings to
God I fucking hate fucking Paul hes such a fucking grapefruit eater, with his grapefruit eater fucking fish and his shitty grapefruit eater mom, if i could i would fucking cremate him and fucking eat them so he has to suck my ass.
by Jelly1445 October 9, 2020
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Grapefruit

1: Do you like grapefruit?
2: Yep.
1: What do you like about grapefruit?
2: It's big and juicy
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Grapefruit

no i don't like grapefruit
by LemonPapi May 22, 2018
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