Gonk

One person in particular: pays women to have sex with him whilst his girlfriend is at home: also drinks alcohol daily and has a receding hairline

Mark is a gonk

by Ehoknows80 July 15, 2020

Gonk

Satan is a gonk

fuck is a gonk

by Evan senpai~~ October 3, 2020

Gonk fuck

When you fuck her ass so hard, she bleeds and blushes at the same time. Women love it! Try it with your girlfriend.

She loves being gonk fucked . Gonk fuck is the best!

by FUCKmyASS27 October 12, 2017

Gonk

A Pom Pom or furry ball, often a key ring or accessory.

"Could you please grab my house key it's the one with the gonk"

by Junkiebum January 21, 2018

Gonk Boys

Boys from algonquin high school in northboro, massachusetts. Mostly consists of white people.

Person 1: Should I ask out jeremy?
Person 2: Of course you should, Gonk Boys are the hottest.

by Fitlookinswag December 3, 2020

Gonk

A descriptive word for when one of your mates is being a bit retarded. Or a descriptive word to insult and harm a enemy of yours.

“Awww fuck off lewis ya fat smelly gonk”

by YNW smelly December 4, 2020

Gonk

A word usually said between online conversations to confuse the people who are talking and make them stop. Can be used when you don't like what the people are talking about.

User no. 1: Hey dude, do you hate cacti?
User no. 2: Yeah. There's a guy who's always talking about cacti. It's real cringe and annoying.
You: Gonk

by Giant Wonker December 11, 2020