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Get the Gonk mug.Gonked; The formal way to combined the words “gone” and “fucked”. Typically associated with drug use and-or a response to humor.
Singer-songwriter “Jack Montreal” used this unique word as a way to shorten the use of syllables in his song.
Instead of saying “I’m gone and fucked”, he shortened the use of syllables by saying; “I’m gonked as fuck” to give an even more detailed explanation for how intoxicated he was.
Singer-songwriter “Jack Montreal” used this unique word as a way to shorten the use of syllables in his song.
Instead of saying “I’m gone and fucked”, he shortened the use of syllables by saying; “I’m gonked as fuck” to give an even more detailed explanation for how intoxicated he was.
Formal use: “I can’t make it to your party because I am too gonked to drive.”
Informal use: “I’m gonked as fuck”
Interrogative use: “How gonked are you right now?”
Informal use: “I’m gonked as fuck”
Interrogative use: “How gonked are you right now?”
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