G Gnat

means goodnight gnat

“G Gnat,” said trevor

“Goodnight,” replied the gnat

by mersheldon August 14, 2018

gnat's foreskin

Something very small

A politicians brain can seem no bigger than a gnat's foreskin

by Tiks Farang June 5, 2018

Gnatty Gnat

Gnatty Gnat is a peepee head butt face tooty pants that is meannnnnnn and smells like a wet shart. She farts a lot and they always sound juicy and like she had diarrhea.

Kristen: OMG! Did you just smell gnatty Gnat’s fart! It STINKS and it sounded super juicy. Like ewwwww.

by McTootypantsG July 9, 2019

Road Gnat

A road gnat is a driver who fluctuates speed so extremely that they are neither possible to pass nor cruise behind. They spend most of their time in the left lane, however they are also often found in the blind spot of cars attempting to pass.

Many blame road gnats on Obama and global warming. However, there is evidence that road gnats have existed dating back to the invention of the car phone in 1942.

I should have been there an hour ago, but I got stuck behind a road gnat with some serious road rage.

by Transy15 June 10, 2016

Gnat Patch

Your pubic hair

Thats a nasty gnat patch

by Kooziez July 19, 2011

gnat

That one friend who constantly thinks theyre something big and important, only to realise later on theyre usually short and harmless!

"Bro Im such a mf alpha dawg"

"Dude you have the dna of a goddamn gnat."

by boobssavelives November 26, 2023

sand gnat

A racist term used to describe someone from the Middle East or otherwise brown person.

I hate Aladdin. He’s a total sand gnat lol.

by Icypenguin July 2, 2023