gloatograph

A photograph taken and shared on social media with the sole purpose of making others feel jealous. Pictures depicting wonderful and aspirational life circumstances are typical of the genre eg. skiing holidays, new sports cars, plates of Michelin starred food etc

When he returned from the Alps he littered his Facebook account with a series of irritating gloatographs

by Drbob February 12, 2015

Gloober

A fat dab.

That gloober got me faced.

by GANGeskahn November 21, 2020

hungo gloots

a big ass; a ghetto booty.

"Yo man, that chick's got hungo gloots. I'd like to tap that shit."

by phreshScrilla July 3, 2005

gloat fuck

Excesive arrogance;
to gloat without end

When Dave playes poker he's such a gloat fuck!

by Poker Noob October 20, 2010

glooba

a word to describe the shittness of life. When everything in the world seems to be going againest you then you are in deep glooba.

idiotic boyfriend: 'holy shit dude my girl just caught me gettin a blow job of her sister!"

friend of idiotic boyfriend: 'man your in deep glooba!'

by PlipandPlop July 25, 2006

gloob

gloob is a universal word meaning gloob it is an article,noun,proun and the rest of the 9 parts of speech. it is also a sentence itself. it is often spelled glube but always pronounced "glu-buh"

gloob! glube! galube! galubuh!

by gloob October 27, 2007

gloatgram

an instagram post that features the user boasting about their life, usually in the form of food or leisure/travel.

person a: "did you see the gloatgram that kevin posted?"
person b: "no."
person a: "he was in tahiti sipping mai tai out of a golden chalice."
person b: "what a dick."

by QuiteIlliterate May 28, 2013