Dead Genius Award

Fictional award bestowed upon individuals whose genius has become exaggerated as a result of their untimely death, usually before the age of 30. The award is usually presented by individuals who realise that music fans, the music industry and media often get carried away, mistakenly believing that any musician who dies young was a genius. Those bestowing the imaginary award are also able to entertain the idea that a musician who died young might have gotten fat, old or made a crap album. There is no official ceremony for the award as it is fictional and is often allocated during pointless conversations between friends. Many a Dead Genius Award is awarded each year with no official committee to decide who most deserves the award. This is mainly out of respect for the friends and family of the dead.
Candidates for the award include Tupac Shakur, Kurt Cobain and Jeff Buckley.

Person A: 'Dang, Nirvana weren't actually THAT good were they?'
Person B: 'Nah mate, i think Kurt's up for a dead genius award dont you?'

by J Riley July 14, 2008

Lazy Genius

Someone with a very high IQ but does not put any effort into anything he does.

Roy has an IQ of 185 yet all he does is play videos games and does no work, he is such a lazy genius.

by Roy-Taichou July 13, 2009

evil boy genius

A young male, generally from pre-pubescent to adolescent stage, who displays exceptional intelligence and/or handiness with electronics and science. This is the most common type of young genius and is distinguished by using their inventions, usually death rays or attack robots, for wrongdoing.

That evil boy genius just had one of his robots steal my grilled cheese!

by 'Annony' June 7, 2005

stable genius

Someone whose head is full of horse manure.

"I'm a stable genius." - Donald Trump
"Hey, stable genius! Go muck out the stable." - Fred Trump, to son Donald, after slapping him on the back of the head.

by The Disambiguator May 2, 2018

Genius

A genius is an innovative individual who has the power to create something, from nothing; this can be many people. Some of the most credible are Einstein, Dr.Suess, VonRyan, Walt Disney, Dr.Sebi.

"Wow, that Dr.Sebi is such a genius, he has a cure for the world!"

"Holy Shit Bro! That's VonRyan the Genius!"

"My great great grandfather was a genius, so will be my kids kids..."

by bigfactsnews December 3, 2019

Non Genius

Someone or something that is not so genius

Friend 1 "Yo we should go get Mcdonalds"
Friend 2 "NON GENIUS"

by NongeniusJeff March 11, 2019

Mac Genius

The low of the low when it comes to tech support.

Also seen as an oxymoron in most tech circles.

Friend A: (Talking to friend who is a Mac Genius) Hey, can you help me with this problem I am having on this Server?

Friend B: Why are you asking him for help?!?

Friend A: I thought he was a Mac Genius.

Friend B: Again I ask, why are you asking him for help?

by NetSecHelp August 24, 2010