Gerry

Foreshortening of the word "geriatric".

Used as a derogatory term when describing someone driving 5mph or more UNDER posted speed limits.

For a motorist directly behind in traffic; typically the visible backs of heads are bald, balding, large wigs, or desperately dated hair. Also often with a diminutive presence above the head rest.

Rarely signals or signals 5-40 yards before intended turn, changes lanes without prompt, and/or remains on or beyond lane lines by 1-2 inches or more.

Commonly vehicles range from 35 - 50 years, or new-4 years old. Either impeccably well maintained, or heavily sunbleached and corroded.
Example: "Sorry I'm late. I got stuck behind a Gerry for 3 miles on the way here. Nearly lost my shit, but realized if I laid on the horn, despite the size of the ears sticking out beyond the seat rest, they wouldn't hear it."

"Gave a Gerry a WIDE birth, never know when the fucker was going to slam on their brakes 4ft before a freshly yellow light, or get side-swiped by oncoming traffic."
by your real name :-P September 27, 2023
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Gerry token

Used to describe an Australian five cent coin
I got my change in Gerry tokens today, that was so annoying
by Rian Gigs II April 9, 2025
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Cole gerry

Cole gerry is a man who is borderline midget and his GPA can't be higher than his braincell count of 2. Cole is a decent dude but is an idiot and is friends with a man who has a bunch of blood clots and is a walking list of ethnic slurs. He named his member "Lance" and drives a white jeep, just like every basic white girl. Cole is the youngest of 3 and is a failed miscarriage.
Cole gerry's sister is hot.
by Cameron DePolo March 23, 2022
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Gerry hopping

My car was broken down so I had to go Gerry hopping until it was fixed.
by BundyDave October 26, 2020
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gerry

short for geriatric

term used to refer to geriatric people/anyone who is displaying behavior characteristic of someone who is old, senile, and/or obstinate
“gerrys these days am I right?”

“you watch Fox News? what are you a gerry?”

“if you’ve spoken to one gerry you’ve spoken to them all”
by youarenotmestopit February 13, 2022
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Gerry-Rig

To fix something on the fly with good craftsmanship
Gerry Gerry-Rigged the exhaust on my Rav 4.
by Danirox420 May 31, 2025
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Gerry Scaries

an unfortunate event that shakes things up prior to the Gerry wedding
Those Gerry Scaries are really keeping me on my toes.
by meeshlozano April 11, 2024
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