half geezer

A half gallon of whiskey.

Did you want a 5th or a half geezer?

by West Coast Log Trucker July 7, 2019

geezer tail

hiding a boner between your legs

i didn't want to look gay in gym class so i totaly geezer tailed it

by Mike Culver June 24, 2003

gazing geezer

An elderly man who enjoys public restrooms and looking over urinal partition walls at other men's penis. A elderly man who gets gratification by hanging out in a public restroom watching other men piss.

Careful in the shitter there's a gazing geezer in there.

by Pepe Chong August 24, 2017

Gimpy Geezer

Niall & James

Niall: ''insert gimpy joke''
James: HAHAHAHAHAH NIGE WHAT A LAD

everyone else: that isn't even funny, you guys are such gimpy geezers

by herpderpery December 17, 2012

Geezer no gizer

A geezer no gizer is an old pig that runs around the forestry trees in search for a cantaloupe.

Erin- ‘hey Bethany did u see that geezer no gizer running around yesterday?’

Bethany- ‘why yes Erin I did’

by randopando2 October 1, 2018

Hide A Geezer

The act of hiding a "wad" of come (male ejaculate) somewhere, usually in the home of someone else.

I got to his place 15 mins before him, so I had time to hide a geezer under his pillow.

by Mr Rios D December 5, 2012

golly geezers

another form of saying WOW!

Oh Golly Geezers he is tall.

by kori willoughby March 9, 2008