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Gammon Paradox

Someone that wants to keep their sovereignty yet rejects that very same sovereignty.

This occurs primarily when a Gammon that voted for a hard Brexit to get their sovereignty back, has a fit due to the law of the land (sovereignty) going against their wishes.

Or, when the act of a proroguement was deemed by a Gammon that it was not used for 'particular purpose' (i.e. Brexit), yet the Gammon insists the 'particular purpose' was affected by the deemed illegality of said proroguement.
"This is a prime example of a Gammon Paradox, as he insists the supreme court is the bad ones in all this, but the courts are part of our sovereign state."
by Streakin-Bacon September 24, 2019
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Gammoned

_Adj_ Too hungover to manage any sort of food
_E.g_ “ Steven could barely eat a bite he was so gammoned after disgracing himself in the wheelhouse
by Thepeopleschampion June 8, 2025
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saggy gammons

abnormally large/slack labia.
shit dude, she had some badass saggy gammons, literally touching her knees!!!
by sloncher November 22, 2011
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Gammon gash

Holy shit that girls got a gammon gash
by Walesy5p February 5, 2018
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Gammon slap

When your eating a girl out and he fat ass thighs slap your face
Damn girl you just K.O'd me with a Gammon slap!
by ClappedupNanbred January 30, 2019
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harley gammon

harley gammon is the most coolist person that you will ever come upon, he is v ery athletic and good looking with a massive downstairs, he is very kindhearted with many friends.........he shows a big love towards the baba g
by mr writethetime March 8, 2022
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gammon face

British term for (usually) old, upper class, conservative, racist white men who voted for Brexit. Usually characterised by their red “gammon” faces caused by heavy alcohol usage.
“Ah Gary… that gammon face has no idea what we working class go through.”
by anonymous March 31, 2024
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