When you manage to claim a LDW and somehow don't manage to fuck it up as per usual. As mostly seen in Revs
*taxi to theirs* At least we can say there was an occurrence of non fumbling of the bag tonight, *gives kermit car look*
by BotLikeBehaviour January 08, 2022
by online handle September 06, 2006
The act of fumbling in the dark is like having accidental sex
When your in the heat of the moment and anything can happen
When your in the heat of the moment and anything can happen
We took a fumble in the dark
by BeauTheDude July 01, 2017
by DeBlobba September 29, 2022
The act of using warming lubricants and massaging them on your testicles and a designated anal crevice and then placing them inside said crevice to achieve pleasure and orgasm.
by Societal Truth May 12, 2011
A opportunities of life decisions or
Woman or man that are good and worth time but the energy isn't good due to self insecurities or personal presentation
Woman or man that are good and worth time but the energy isn't good due to self insecurities or personal presentation
by Liasion Mont May 19, 2023
ticket taker at movie theater whose job is to tear tickets. often these people have an extremely hard time performing their sole job duty.
The movie is about to start, we hand our tickets to fumble jack, for a soiled minute he sits there in his wheel chair rubbing our tickets together, finally accomplishing his mangling of our souvenir Harry Potter tickets, he says "thank you", yeah "thank you" we chuckle as we walk away then, I head back to the rest room, who is there STANDING UP, yep, Fumble Jack, he got the last laugh, turns out the wheel chair is a standard accessory for the job.
by evil ian November 20, 2010