fuzzy blanket

During a blowjob, the performer sucks the foreskin back over his or her tongue. As if to blanket the the tongue with the foreskin.

Last night Meagan Gave me a hella good fuzzy blanket. Shakkas brah.

by Ryguyandthepussykat December 2, 2017

fruzzie

a cousin and a best friend rolled into one, basically the best person in the world

hey bro, this is my fruzzie, Amanda.

by missmiaonfire March 4, 2018

Fuzzy folk

A slang term referring to a group of individuals and drawings known as furries.

I accidentally hit one of them fuzzy folk with my truck the other day, there sure are a lot of em around these parts now recently.

by SedyIsReady October 20, 2018

fuzzy dog

"Fuzzy dog" describes a situation in which the proper solution or conclusion is not easily seen or accomplished; an alternative to "sticky situation".

Andy: what did we go over in class today?
Rebecca: The problem of induction.

Andy: Man, that's a fuzzy dog.

by Klaster July 10, 2019

fuzzytape

fuzzytape, or better known as neil or bri, is one of the funniest people you could meet. neil always says the funniest things, and always stands up for her friends too. neil is a truly sweet person, they don’t see how great they are sometimes!!

“Hey! I watched Superbad with fuzzytape yesterday!” “Wow, you’re so lucky and cool!”

by sturniolosbff June 17, 2021

Fuzzy cuffs

An acute medical condition of stomach cramps and extreme flatulence, resulting from the excessive consumption of cheese and scrumpy cider.

Not to be confused with Cider Fever which attacks the whole body, Fuzzy Cuffs was first identified in the south west of England in 2021. According to the British Medical Journal, no cure currently exists.

Chris: “pass me that cheese naan please.”

Sam: “not sure it’s a good idea after all that scrumpy you’ve guzzled today. You might end up with Fuzzy Cuffs”

by LawrenceLB October 13, 2021

Poot Fuzzy

When you fart so hard out of your ass, that it dislodges hair near your anus. It commonly is related to the jumping fart.

Wow, Johnnie, that man does not have any hair around his booty hole, he must do a lot of poot fuzzy incidents.

I know what you mean, Fred, my mom does not either.

by funkmaster GP September 30, 2009