Front Seat Back Seat Dilemma

When you aren't quite able to choose if you're going to kick it in the front seat, or sit in the back seat. Often you aren't even sure if there is room in either sections of the car.

Rebecca Black: Kickin' in the front seat, sittin in the back seat. Which seat can I taaaaaaakke?

-As you can see, it can be quite the Front Seat Back Seat Dilemma.

by RoboCat April 11, 2011

front burner

putting or placing something "on the front burner" means that it is important, or a priority. (an unimportant event or person could be said to be on the "back burner") From the setup of a cooking range, where items on the front burner are closer to you and can be watched over more easily and effectively.

I gotta put paying my bills on time on the front burner since I got behind. That guy is so hot, he's a front burner for sure.

by teacherlady April 15, 2005

front ass

bulge of fat that hangs over the genitals and is split down the middle to look like an ass.

Oh my god. That dude has front ass hanging over his pants.

by Poor boy from a poor family December 10, 2003

front butt

not the regular butt in the back, but go around front and you will have your front butt aka your genitals. p and vaG

"ima stick this crayon in your front butt"

by william T williamson August 6, 2008

front ass

a huge mass of fat covering someones genitals. it usually looks like there is another ass in front of someone.

native has the biggest front ass ive ever seen..maybe he should run around the teepee instead of sitting inside all day talking to his online girlfriends.

by maniac killllla June 11, 2007

Front Turd

A black penis, derived from the fact it looks like a turd coming out of the front of a black man

I heard Susan likes front turds.

by Per-Erik December 12, 2014

front name

A person’s first name, or what they go by

Hey girl, what your front name is?

by Rook13 August 7, 2018