Second front

When you go to the toilet with the purpose of excreting feces, you tell your friends that you are going to the second front (clash of two forces in a fierce,everlasting, epic battle).
In WW2 the second front started with D-Day.
"Sudden attack, roaring flack canons give birth to throngs of dark clouds in the sky, the air, over saturated with the smell of gunpower, big planes piercing trough the fog with one goal, DROP THE BOMB."

To finish, I will quote Napoleon, a man with deep understanding of the human nature:
"A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon."

Petar: I am going to the second front.
Jim: Watch your ass mate, it is a bloody war out there.
Petar: I know it is hard, but it is my responsibility to do this.
Jim: Godspeed brother.

by Petar_D January 13, 2008

Front Poop

When a male of any age is wearing extremely tight or sometimes loose pants, making the genital situation look like a big or small pile of,well, poop in the front.

Lisa-- Jordan is looking hot in his new outfit.

Janie--Yeah, I guess, if he didn't have a major case of front poop.

by Taylor TESK December 2, 2011

Eminence Front

One of The Who's greatest songs. Up there with Who Are You, Baba O'Riley, Won't Get Fooled Again, Pinball Wizard and all the others.

Eminence Front is beyond amazing. Anyone who likes The Who needs to have it in their collection.

by AJAW September 29, 2005

Front Nine

Your face, or personal space close to you.

I was skating in front of the bank and that fat security guard came up and got in my face.

I hate that fat fuck, what'd you do?

I told him to back off and get outta my front nine or I'd have to whoop his ass.

by sanfred January 12, 2011

front fart

another term for the word queef, or when a women lifts her leg and gas shoots out her pussy causing a fart out of her front. Also after sex with massive loads, women tend to let out a pretty loud front fart.

I blew a massive load in this broad and after she let out the biggest front fart that i have ever heard.

by mhags32 January 3, 2011

Front Crater

A girl with a large muffin top that wears too tight of shirts that displays her huge belly button through her shirt. AKA Front crater

Damn, that chick has a huge front crater. Not to be confused with a front ass.

by indian for pimp June 16, 2010

front-buckled

Adjective - To be incapacitated to an extent of being more than just "buckled", usually due to intoxication from alcohol, possibly in combination with the use of mind altering drugs. Often implying a propensity to lean heavily forward when standing is attempted.

"mate I've been here sinking piss all day; now I'm buckled, front-buckled"

by Veggie-Cooker November 1, 2018