Fork

An object used for masturbation.

Paige used her fork all night!

by gymgurl March 16, 2009

Forking

To stick thousands of plastic forks in someone else's lawn. A common tradition in the B'Nai B'rith Youth Organization. Usually leads to saran wrapping on ricing of the lawn.

Hey bro, you wanna go forking tonight? That bitch deserves it.

by EverySingleAZA June 29, 2011

Fork

A great hairbrush

the fork made your hair so good

by shortestpersonever September 4, 2017

Fork

When you shove a fork down your throat

Stacy: hey bob what are you doing?
Bob:I’m shoving a fork down my throat

Stacy:so your forking yourself

Bob:yes I am
Stacy:I’m gonna fork myself too

by Fork September 18, 2020

forking

the act following spooning eventually leads to the act of knifing. from which there is no return. forkng can be indicated by the formation of a V (by the index and middle fingers) on each hand. place the V's together at the web betwen the fingers.

The other night, klo and loopy werespooning which of course led to forking, and we all know what happens then!

by Emry and Crash January 14, 2009

Fork

An alternative to fuck. Used in locations such as the workplace where outright swearing is not acceptable.

This computer system is forked.

by Bridge Face January 20, 2009

fork it

having sexual relations with someone; alternative to the phrase, "fuck it"; to terminate something; replacing a fork to eat with when a spoon would usually be used but is unavailable.

"Dude, me and Jenny are totally gonna fork it tonight."

"Fork it, man! I'll never get the homework done in time!"

"Damn, my dog's dying. I think the vet is gonna have to fork it..."

"Hey, we're out of spoons. How are we gonna eat the pudding?" "Just fork it!"

by TroyTrojanAPR March 2, 2010