Flissin

When you are pissing and you fart

I heard you flissin in the airplane bathroom

by FuckThisCarbon April 5, 2022

Ass Flossing

When you take your roommates sheets and floss your ass with them. Very pleasant when done after a 5 mile run in 85% humidity. If done correctly the sheet will gently clense the top of the ass crack, the bung hole, the taint, and the nuts. Smile with glee as your roommate snuggles into bed and wraps himself in your ass

I got back from football practice and had a good ass flossing with Jim's sheets. -Or- I ass flossed with Jim's sheets and put them back in the dryer.

by [Maze] September 30, 2005

flossip

The way to gossip about all things flossy.

"Girl, I don't know if you heard the flossip, but Mary was wearing a onesy and being a major beeyotch.

by FlossipGirl January 28, 2008

flossing

To show off all of your money, designer clothes, and expensive jewellery.

Damn johnny was flossing on everyone with that outfit today.

by rip ollie April 20, 2018

Nigger Flossing

When a black lady is giving you a BJ and the gap between her teeth cuts through the skin of the penis.

Man! I was getting my junk sucked by that hot black bitch, but she ended up Nigger Flossing my cock and now it's all torn up.

by servoisgod October 17, 2008

flossing her vocal cords

The act of deep throating a penis so hard that it feels like you just flossed your vocal cords.

My fiance' loves flossing her vocal cords with my cock!

by Jennilover21 April 12, 2022

Sock Flossing

When a woman places a sock between her legs and starts to slowly "floss" her pussy. This action can be intended for pleasure or hygiene.

If the back hand is angled correctly, the asshole can be included.

For extra "gettin' in there" action, tie a couple knots in the sock. This will enhance the act for both pleasure and hygiene.

1) My vibrator batteries died, so I "sock flossed" the hell out my pussy last night.

2) I could feel some remnants from last night, so I did some "sock flossing" for a quick clean up.

by jerksock November 21, 2011