The Floridian Hurricane

The act of spining the male genital in a circular motion while pissing. This is commonly used to show dominance.

"Did you hear, Bob did The Floridian Hurricane too show his dominance.

by advar February 2, 2022

Floridian Slip

When someone from Florida says they’re from Florida without saying they’re from Florida.

I know how to mitigate love bugs…fuck did I just give myself away and Floridian slip?

by Legs4days March 6, 2024

The Floridian Fent Dart

Local Florida resident hooked on crack hides in the trees shooting blow darts laced with fentanyl trying to take out all of his/her local enemies

Wow did you hear that Rodger got hit with The Floridian Fent Dart? I guess we have to lock our doors tonight.

by Johnny Slim November 15, 2023

Floridian Breakfast

The act of Eating McNuggets and drinking a Four Loko in the shower. This is usually done after sleeping in until the early afternoon, but it can technically be done any time of the day. Some individuals also “salt” the rim of their Four Loko with methamphetamine crystals, however this variation is unique to certain regions and is not considered “traditional”.

Kyle: Hey Sarah, do you want anything to eat?
Sarah: No thanks, I just had a Floridian Breakfast and I’m feeling pretty good.

by CatDaddy2022 February 3, 2024