Urban Feltching

Urban feltching is the act of sucking a fart out of your partners ass with a plastic straw usually in a warehouse or dilapidated dwelling. See crack den for reference

My nans mate Linda, She’s concerned about the urban feltching going on at the local community centre. She gone learn today!

by Breadguy December 12, 2024

last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder

I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.

I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.

by BuffaloBill555 August 2, 2021