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flail

The worn out flaps of a woman's vagina
That hooker had some flails that looked like clams
by flailersrus June 5, 2015
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Flail

Man #1: Hey, so Katie, how long have you been pregnant?

Katie: What? I'm not pregnant?!

Man #2: Flail.
by WhatAFlail July 25, 2012
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Flailing

The motion an octopus uses to get around. Often associated with having a stroke or other sudden muscle spasm.

How to: first, reach your arms out in front of you. Make sure there is a significant distance between them. Second, slowly move your elbows together and let your hands follow with a delay. Move your elbows outwards when there is about two inches between them. Once again let your hands follow with a delay. Let your elbows get far enough away from each other so you are now in a "going in for a hug" position. Repeat this process at a fast pace.
Person1: what's that guy doing?

Person: looks to me he's having a stroke or something, he's flailing like an octopus.
by [ ] May 12, 2017
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FLAIL

Frantically looking around in limbo.
To Flail is to get a little bit than usually off track!!!!
by GNORM 143 December 29, 2020
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bar flail

A bar flai is someone who frequents bars looking for drugs because the local dealers don’t want to deal with them.
Don’t talk to that bar flail. He might rip you off
by Eff security April 5, 2019
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Urban Flail

Urban Flail

Adv.
(Er-bun Flale)

The act of placing 12-18” long pieces of duct tape upside down on a busy thoroughfare, complete with ends twisted around payloads of feline and/or dog feces.

The Urban Flail should not be performed against anyone you do not have deep distaste for. Strangers are perfectly acceptable as well.

*use with caution*
*avoid routes popular with law enforcement*
“Dude, I can’t believe what he said about your sister.”

“You’re right bud. It’s time for an urban flail.
by Choam Nomsky December 1, 2017
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Ka-flail

Verb: tweaker mission; tweaking on something for multiple hours; flailing
Person 1: "Hey bro can you come pick me up?"
Person 2: " Yeah, I can after I finish ka-flailing on my truck"
by Squishy and WiggleWorm January 31, 2022
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