fistival

The unlikely event of joyous consensual fisting between two adults

Bruce: let's go back to my bungalow for a fistival the likes of which haven't been seen since Liberace went to Morrocco.
Andreas: I'll bring the lard

by The Insidious Dr. Naughty July 18, 2003

Blowjob Festival

1) A festival that takes place in which men receive oral sex from hundreds of the finest bitches around

2) A festival in which you are forced to suck off hundreds of the ugliest dudes around

Me: Brian's party last night was a total blowjob festival
You: Oh snap that must have been awesome!
Me: No, I can still taste dick in my mouth

by D-Fence October 20, 2010

Festival Dude-bro

An affectionate drunk who continues to seek intoxication not realizing that the festival is over. Festival Dude-bro is capable of little coherent speech, other than the often used and fully interchangeable terms , "Dude" and "Bro".

Festival Dude-bro, staggering into campsite, "Dude, lees part-y! Dude, Got any beerrrzz bro?"
Concerned Festivaler, "Dude-bro, I think you need to sit down before you fall down and drink some water."

by Broomy April 22, 2007

feastival

A gathering of friends, come together for the sole purpose of enjoying copious amounts of delicious foods, beverages, and good company.

Thursday night's potluck dinner was a feastival.

by Matt Meyer November 4, 2007

Festival Grass

Grass that was once living green lawn, but has succumbed to excessive traffic or heat. If you sit on it you get covered in bits of dead grass. Typically found in Australian backyards during summer, and at music festivals.

Three days of 40 degree heat and my backyard is just festival grass.

by snozzi January 29, 2009

Firstifarian

A species of internet jackass who feels the need to respond to any and all links or posts shared by other people by bragging that they've already seen the content in question.

Non-asshole: Hey everyone, check this out!

Firstifarian: pssssh, nice link dude. totes posted this on my facebook two days ago.

by G.Ward September 23, 2012

festival ready

This is a person that can undergo festivals without any issues. The person is comparable to that of an Olympian. The person also knows the in/outs for any event regardless of it's genre.

Did we lose Mandy at NIN?
Yeah, she ain't festival ready.

by Bboxed September 2, 2014