Rhonda was so horny she couldn't wait for her boyfriend to get home to pound her cervix. However he drank too much partying and when he got home he had a Scotch Fillet. Rhonda settled for sucking on his wet noodle while she diddled herself.
by Eaton Holgoode May 25, 2015
Get the Scotch Fillet mug.A really shit doorman/bouncer who is a pussy and can’t do his job properly. He/she is absolutely useless as fuck and they are better off being glass collectors. Shirt fillers are normally sent as a replacement when the staff who normally work are off for the day or left the job. If you are a doorman and you have a shirt filler try get them to do the job properly or else you’ll just have a useless wanker who will get paid for standing around like a nob.
Dave: What was my replacement like last week did he look after you all?
Mickey: Nah mate he was a shit, few fights he just stood there and watched it all he was a pile of shit. Fucking shirt filler bastard.
Mickey: Nah mate he was a shit, few fights he just stood there and watched it all he was a pile of shit. Fucking shirt filler bastard.
by Na212 June 5, 2018
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Exposing a b**** in an Instagram group chat for talking shit. (Usually the worst pictures of them ever.)
🦐“I didn’t even talk shit about kylen”
🦈”oh well I heard he’s sending files of you in the other group chat”
🦈”oh well I heard he’s sending files of you in the other group chat”
by Kylen Red December 21, 2020
Get the Sending files mug.When a person farts profusely resulting in an explosion with an unmerciful and unjust shit that some how rips the persons pants and peels the skin off ones ass cheeks resulting in the painting of ones white t-shirt and leaving a trail of hockey behind....
Holy titty fucking turtle!Were you there when Amanda let out that massive diarrhea filled volcano erupting fart?She really doesn't give a fuck about her asshole.
by Nutt soar December 27, 2016
Get the Massive diarrhea filled volcano erupting fart mug.A totally awesome show that started in the 90's and got really popular. It was one of Fox's major hits starring agent Fox Mulder(David Duchovny) and agent Dana Scully(Gillian Anderson). Scully was sent to watch over Mulder and to debunk his unconventional work. Because of Mulder's crazy beliefs in the paranormal, he took the role of the "believer" and she was the "skeptic"; always taking the side of science. As the show progressed, Scully started to trust Mulder more and more, and they became better friends. And, well, fall in love.
by Ana Robin May 31, 2007
Get the x-files mug.noun - 1. the tastiest, juiciest, sweetest, most delicious and succulent part of a woman to eat.
2. Dolcett/gynophagia terminology - the vaginal cut of meat from a woman.
2. Dolcett/gynophagia terminology - the vaginal cut of meat from a woman.
by chellysugarpussy May 27, 2012
Get the cunt fillet mug.The subtle art of catching fish out of season, removing the meat, then releasing the remains back to the sea.
This is mainly done to avoid being caught by a Fish & Game warden, and thus avoiding a hefty fine.
A takeoff on the term catch and release
This is mainly done to avoid being caught by a Fish & Game warden, and thus avoiding a hefty fine.
A takeoff on the term catch and release
"It'll have to be filet and release, if I catch a salmon on this fishing trip, since the season was over last week."
by MikekiM September 25, 2005
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