filter queen

A girl who only looks good when she applies a filter to her pictures.

Hey did you see Mackenzie's recent post? She only looks good because of her filters. She is such a filter queen.

by Lsmith__52 November 21, 2016

smoke to the filter

Not stopping until something is really done and there's nothing left.

Meaning 1 -
Doug - I think this joints done man.
Tom - No man, it aint done you got to smoke to the filter bro.

Meaning 2 -
Mike - Hey Dr.Phil I really hate talking with my girlfriend we have nothing in common. But she's very rich and buys me everything. Last summer she bought me a Lexus. What should i do?

Dr Phil - You got to smoke to the filter Mike.

by Arsenije June 30, 2006

spam filter

With AOL, a feature that prevents you from reading important mail, but shows you spam in your inbox.

If you use AOL, remember to check your inbox for important emails. AOL calls it your "spam folder."

by anonymous May 08, 2005

poop filter

Used to filter fecal matter. Used similarly like a cheesecloth is used to filter off the whey from curds but instead used on turds. The end result is a slightly oily brown liquid that can be used as is on salads and pastas. It can also be heated to remove the water content and turned into a kief to be smoked.

"This salad is disgusting whats in it?"
"filtered poop"
*vomits*

"lets bust out the poop filter"
"sure"

by kakabrain May 10, 2007

Chat Filter

A piece of software that everyone wished it never existed,it covers a swear word with hashtags or (Content Deleted).Usualy exists in MMORPG games(ie.Roblox,CSGO,RSS,etc)

*Garry TKed Jerry in Battlefield 4
Jerry:#### you ############## TKER
Garry:What are you saying?
Jerry:Damn chat filter.........

by SuperUnicums May 29, 2018

Cigarette filter

When one farts so much in one day (without starting) that a thin tarry film is created on ones underwear

Damn bro that Mexican food was a mistake I farted so much I got a cigarette filter

by 2rightbootsandonewrongdude October 07, 2020

eye filters

When there is so much junk on a web page that you have to choose what your eyeballs look at. It can also be used to look at the things you want on a page while trying to not look at the ads or *ahem* inappropriate content.

Can also be used to describe how it is possible to read the articles in certain magazines and not look at the photos.

As well, how you watch something you don't want to watch by choosing what your eyes look at. It is in your view but you are not looking at it.

I bought Playboy for the articles, and used my eye filters to block out all the nudity around the words.

The movie was so scary I couldn't watch but it was great.

by BMolly December 05, 2009