fiddely fart

The act of farting while walking. One trying to hold the fart in with tight butt cheaks - but the fart escapes causing a fiddely motion.

She walked down the street fiddely farting.

by P'lette September 28, 2006

fidgetiness

The inability to be still while in an uncomfortable situation.

She showed some serious signs of fidgetiness while on her first date with a really awesome guy

by The awesome date guy June 14, 2017

fidget spinner

A toy used by people that you can spin on one finger. Nothing more, nothing less. I can't understand the hate around them.

Person 1: "Bro, check out this new meme about fidget spinners! They're dumb, aren't they?"

Person 2: "Explain how."

Person 1: "Well... They're used by autistic kids, so that makes them dumb."

Person 2: "You'll have to be more specific than that."

by Mr Kaltron September 4, 2017

Fidget Spinner

1. The Definition of Autism

2. The craze that attracted innocent children.

3. The content that plagued YouTube.

"Dude look at my fidget spinner! It spins so fast, heheheheeheuehheueue"

Kid: "Omg Fidget Spinner can I have it?"
Me: *Throws it at a lake* "Go fuck yourself. No autism for you, kiddo."

by Your local dumbass September 13, 2017

fidget spinner

satanic toy sent down by lord shrek

he dude is that your fidget spinner

by lord shrek September 17, 2017

fidgety thing

Rubik's Cube

That Rubik's Cube is a great fidgety thing

by Xorthakh May 29, 2018

Fidget Spinner

A sex position, where a male lays flat on his back with an erect cock. And the female places a spinning fidget spinner on the male's member, and proceeds to blow the fidget spinner to make it stop. The goal is to finish before it stops.

Wendy gave me a Fidget Spinner last night.

Did you finish?

Hell yeah, 10/10 would spin again.

by therealspanishteacher February 26, 2018