fedorable

accordianlike, foldable, able to shrink.

The penis, the nipple, and the anus are remarkably fedorable organs.

by headache and nausea February 13, 2008

fedora

A hat that went from the sure sign of an early 1900's tough guy, to the sure sign of a 1980's and onward loser who is desperately seeking for a style to call their own (and ruining everything they touch in the process).

Definition inspired by epicurus's words.

You better take that fedora off before some guy with seborrheic dermatitis and a pizza goiter adds you to his LiveJournal community.

by Donottouchthis January 11, 2009

fedorable

a suitable candidate for jousting, or simply poking with a stick

Louis I found Richard the lionhearted eminently fedorable. They were also suspected of being lovers.

by Sir Richard Branson February 14, 2008

fedorable

able to be spread evenly, from the "Agrarian Almanac," 1973

1) Manure is a relatively cheap fertilizer that is rich in nutrients and extremely fedorable.
2) Chad preferred to withold his ejaculate in the ancient Chinese custom of storing Chi, but Marcus was as fedorable as a garden sprinkler.

by Farmer Joe's seed February 16, 2008

federally protected wetlands

Jenna Bush's Snatch

Now that she's 18, I guess Jenna's federally protected wetlands are open for public drilling.

by Aesop April 30, 2004

United Federation Of Planets

The Organization to which the Borg think it is only ever neccessary to send one Cube at a time to assimilate, even if it fails every time.

ST first contact (at Earth, attacking the United Federation of Planets); "One cube has entered visual range. Speed warp 9 point..."
ST voy (In Delta Quadrant); They swarmed our system - Hundreds of Cubes.

by Hyperbeing December 18, 2005

Dom Fera

The amazing genius that made both Lazor Collections.

FOR example Dom Fera made this guy in it..OHSHI-

DR. OCTAGONAPUS! BWAAHHH!

by Jesus Power January 20, 2009