farty arsey

Used to describe one who deliberates excessively.

Hurry up and stop being so farty arsey!

by fartymcarsey August 27, 2016

Farty Leo

A person (including possibly oneself) experiencing a particularly gaseous and smelly episode. Source: Kate Winslet's quote in a Vanity Fair article regarding her Titanic co-star, Leo DiCaprio: "To me, he's just smelly, farty Leo."

Man, I was such a Farty Leo tonight, I cleared the room.
Did you see that video catching a Farty Leo moment on a hot mic?
Those frat boys were a bunch of Farty Leos and thought every blast was hilarious!

by Creed Cur July 28, 2020

Farty boy

A younger brother who doesn’t answer your text messages, farts way too much and probably has IBS. Farty boys are so stinky that they make the air reek of farts wherever they go and they suck at playing Mario Party.

Aka - a stinker.

Good lord it stinks in here, a farty boy must’ve passed through!

by GayLettuce July 20, 2022

Fartie

When a british person says thottie

British person: Damn she a FARTIE
American: What?

by Wendyamputee January 10, 2022

farty boy mystery

When a small group of people bust ass, and no one knows who did it

What is not a soul gonna claim that awful stench? Must be a "farty boy mystery!"

by cell phone Chris July 29, 2022

farty fart

The funniest word to reply with if you don't want to answer a question.

Dude 1: Hey, Bro, have you ever touched grass?
Bro: Farty fart.

by specterguy May 17, 2022

farty feet

When your feet squeak and make fart noises on the non-carpeted floor, and the person there with you or on the phone with you thinks you're farting.

*can't stop making fart noises*
Josh: Are you feeling okay? You're so gassy.
Mandy: I swear it's just farty feet!

by LokiSleeve July 8, 2015