captitude

The manner/method in which things are kept in captivity.


A word made up by Gazza.

Another attraction (if you can call it that) is some guys with different kinds of animals (from monkeys to snakes to birds) in different forms of captitude, that you can have your photo taken with.

by Funkee_Monkey April 24, 2005

fattitude

(noun) Spending your time doing one of the following: eating, talking about what you just ate or thinking about what you are going to eat next. Often associated with being overweight.

I would exercise, but it interferes with my fattitude.

by cyclosaurus January 22, 2009

fattitudiousness

The state of being very fat or obese.

Having a largeness to something.

He was amazed by the fattitudiousness of the person in the seat next to him on the airplane.

by Rockelle8 February 24, 2009

Fagitude

The extremity of one's gayness. A level of homosexuality.

When he enters the room, no one can stand the level of fagitude which follows him in.

by Keith (Jesus) December 16, 2003

Fartitude

Somebody who pushes their farts out as loud as possible hoping to cause misery and suffering

Eeeeew, I'm not getting in the elevator with him, he has "fartitude"

I hate sharing a bed with someone who has "fartitude"

by Beckrocks April 11, 2016

Fastatude

1) v. Acting in a crazy, fast-paced manner.
2) n. One who lives life "in the fast lane."
3) n. A tall glass of cold water, or any other clear liquid e.g. Zhenka Vodka

1) Wow Matt is fastatuding through that math quiz.
2) With a Dodge Stealth like like that, he's quite a fastatude.
3) While you're in the kitchen get me a fastatude.

by J Whiff May 1, 2006

Fagnitude

A measure of how gay someone or something is.

The fagnitude of Johns spice girls shrine is off the charts.

by melagator July 13, 2010