facington

Anything with a face. Often used as a insult.

Ashley is such a facington!

by Reading makes our speaky english good December 15, 2008

FTPing

1. Hating On the Police
2. Doing Shit that pisses the police off

Gary: Cole theres a cop
Cole: Watch this drift

-Cop Pulls Cole over-
Cop: Do you know why i pulled you over?
Cole: Because Pig I was mother fucking FTPing

by garydaboss December 30, 2010

Dry Fapping

Rubbing one out with your pants on to avoid detection.

Billy: "Dude! As soon as we got in the back seat, Susy started dry fapping me!"

Jeffery: "That's hot!"

by Gruffalo Gill September 15, 2011

Fapping

When you can't get anyone to give you legit sex so you must live a solitude sex life of strictly bringing yourself to orgasm.

I have chronic halitosis so no one will give me any real sex. So i am doomed to a life of eternal fapping.

by MissTaken April 6, 2017

fading

When you are sobering up after being high. Usually the most "out of it" moment because the person feels tired and very lazy.

"You listening?"
"Sorry, it's hard to keep up 'cause I'm fading"

by 4r13 November 9, 2007

Gay Fapping

When 1 person (boy) sits and masturbates on 2 penises, not including he's own.....

Emil was such an admirer of gay fapping..

by Gay Fapper October 9, 2008

fapping fodder

masturbatable material. pornography.

that hot bukkake pr0n is quite the fapping fodder.

by chud50 September 26, 2004