the result of evolution taking 20 steps back, and 13 to the left. We cannot help but pity these poor creatures known as fangirls
fangirl: WOOOOO WOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOO OMFG ITS ITATCHI!!!!!!! I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABIES!!!!!!!!! MARRY ME!!!!!! WOOOO WOOOO WOOOOOOOO
guy:...are you stupid?
guy2: dude, knock it off, she can't help it, shes the result of evolution taking 20 steps back and 13 to the left. pity her, shes more monkey than man
guy1: you're right, sorry
fangirl: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??? ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY ITACHI?!?!?!?!! I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!! HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!
guy:...are you stupid?
guy2: dude, knock it off, she can't help it, shes the result of evolution taking 20 steps back and 13 to the left. pity her, shes more monkey than man
guy1: you're right, sorry
fangirl: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??? ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY ITACHI?!?!?!?!! I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!! HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!
by dai-karasu November 11, 2008
1. a girl who is a fan of a anime/video game/book charatcher. Or a fan or a real actor/singer.
2. There are three types of Fangirl:
NORMAL FANGIRL (STAGE ONE)
These are the type of fangirl i can actully stand. Has a slight obcession with the object of her desire. Reads fanfics about her chosen desire. Has about ten posters of her desire. Knows he is a fabrication (applies to anime/video games). Is literate.
RABID FANGIRL (STAGE TWO)
A slight step up from the Normal Fangirl phase. Is aged between 12-17 yearr old. Has a Livejournal and is in no less than ten communites deticacted to the object of her desire. Writes shitty fanficton (all fanficton is shit). Sqees ALOT.
Uses those gay anime emoctions such as ^_^). Cosplays. Is seen at stores like Barnes and Noble (In America) and in Oxford Street (where i live, in the UK). Draws shitty fanart. Avoid.
UBER FANGIRL (FINAL TRANSFORMATION)
This is the ultimate form of Fangirl. If you diss the object of her desire, you are doomed to a lifetime of grammar murderings. Has a Livejournal/devinart/Myspace/xanga account. Is seen at Gaia Online and Neopets FC (about 70% of the FC are on this stage already) Has about 1000000000 posters dedicated to her object. Has the entire mercenside line devoted to her desire. Creates and joins Fanlistings. writes and reads shitty yaoi fanfiction. It created FranzxAlbert. Your worst nightmare.
2. There are three types of Fangirl:
NORMAL FANGIRL (STAGE ONE)
These are the type of fangirl i can actully stand. Has a slight obcession with the object of her desire. Reads fanfics about her chosen desire. Has about ten posters of her desire. Knows he is a fabrication (applies to anime/video games). Is literate.
RABID FANGIRL (STAGE TWO)
A slight step up from the Normal Fangirl phase. Is aged between 12-17 yearr old. Has a Livejournal and is in no less than ten communites deticacted to the object of her desire. Writes shitty fanficton (all fanficton is shit). Sqees ALOT.
Uses those gay anime emoctions such as ^_^). Cosplays. Is seen at stores like Barnes and Noble (In America) and in Oxford Street (where i live, in the UK). Draws shitty fanart. Avoid.
UBER FANGIRL (FINAL TRANSFORMATION)
This is the ultimate form of Fangirl. If you diss the object of her desire, you are doomed to a lifetime of grammar murderings. Has a Livejournal/devinart/Myspace/xanga account. Is seen at Gaia Online and Neopets FC (about 70% of the FC are on this stage already) Has about 1000000000 posters dedicated to her object. Has the entire mercenside line devoted to her desire. Creates and joins Fanlistings. writes and reads shitty yaoi fanfiction. It created FranzxAlbert. Your worst nightmare.
Normal Fangirl: I like Itachi, hes hot.
Rabid Fangirl: NOOOOO!!! ITACHI IS MINE BITCH!!!!!
Uber Fangirl: OMG!!!!!!!! ITACHI IZ MEH FURTOOR HUSBAND!!!!! LYKE WE IZ GUNNA MARRY AND HAVE 10000000000 BEBIES!!^_________________^::::: HE IZ MINE BICHTESEE!!!!!
Rabid Fangirl: NOOOOO!!! ITACHI IS MINE BITCH!!!!!
Uber Fangirl: OMG!!!!!!!! ITACHI IZ MEH FURTOOR HUSBAND!!!!! LYKE WE IZ GUNNA MARRY AND HAVE 10000000000 BEBIES!!^_________________^::::: HE IZ MINE BICHTESEE!!!!!
by malik_of_darkness July 1, 2006
The act of fanning ones hands rapidly near ones face in overwhelming excitement as a fangirl would when meeting her obsession.
by Nick111 July 2, 2006
N: A girl/woman obsessed with a band/book/actor/film/series, who blogs, reads, tweets and squeals about this obsession.
V: To scream in joy or anger about a book/band/series/film/actor.
V: To scream in joy or anger about a book/band/series/film/actor.
by Marshmellows23 August 19, 2014
Someone who gets easily obsessed with things they view, read or are involved in. They belong to things called 'fandoms' and generally scream and cry over characters that may be fictional, or band members and actors, singers, authors or bands.
Person A: Wow, she's such a fangirl!
Person B: Yeah, she screamed in excitement and then burst into tears when their new book came out...
Person B: Yeah, she screamed in excitement and then burst into tears when their new book came out...
by Nameless Anonymous March 17, 2015
A girl who is addicted too books and the characters.
They dedicate there life on "fangirling" about it.
They dedicate there life on "fangirling" about it.
by The One Who Knows The Truth July 2, 2014
An Awesome Human Being Who Might Actually Have a Soul.
1. Casual Fangirl
A Girl who enjoyed the book/tv show/band/actor and knows much about the mentioned object. Normally spends about 4 hours a week about the obsession. Is a healthy fangirl who is save to approach.
2. Fangirl
Has begun reading fan fiction and visiting fan sites. Devotes more time to the object of their obsession (3 hours/day) May write/draw their own fan works. Now has gained possession of fan merchandise of their obsession. Is still safe to approach, cautious for words.
3. Ultimate Fangirl
Now devotes practically their whole life to dreaming/thinking/reading/watching/drawing anything related (even somewhat) of their obsession. May belong in a mental institute, but can possibly disguise themselves as a normal fangirl. Save to approach as an acquaintance, requires you to become a fangirl before they can associate themselves to you. Be very cautious, as they may kill if you insult their fandom or more specifically, ships/otps.
1. Casual Fangirl
A Girl who enjoyed the book/tv show/band/actor and knows much about the mentioned object. Normally spends about 4 hours a week about the obsession. Is a healthy fangirl who is save to approach.
2. Fangirl
Has begun reading fan fiction and visiting fan sites. Devotes more time to the object of their obsession (3 hours/day) May write/draw their own fan works. Now has gained possession of fan merchandise of their obsession. Is still safe to approach, cautious for words.
3. Ultimate Fangirl
Now devotes practically their whole life to dreaming/thinking/reading/watching/drawing anything related (even somewhat) of their obsession. May belong in a mental institute, but can possibly disguise themselves as a normal fangirl. Save to approach as an acquaintance, requires you to become a fangirl before they can associate themselves to you. Be very cautious, as they may kill if you insult their fandom or more specifically, ships/otps.
1. Oh, yeah, Sherlock is cool, and I mean, Benedict Cumberbatch is pretty hot....
2. Did you see the new season of Doctor Who? I really miss Matt Smith, he was so cute! Look! I have a bunch of things related to him! Isn't he adorable!!
3.OMG DEAN DIED AGAIN HOW WILL CASTIEL REACT THEY ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER LIKE OMG WHY CAN THEY NOT BECOME CANON!
Normal Person* They sound stupid together....
Fangirl* STABS SEVERAL TIMES* THEY ARE ADORABLE!
2. Did you see the new season of Doctor Who? I really miss Matt Smith, he was so cute! Look! I have a bunch of things related to him! Isn't he adorable!!
3.OMG DEAN DIED AGAIN HOW WILL CASTIEL REACT THEY ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER LIKE OMG WHY CAN THEY NOT BECOME CANON!
Normal Person* They sound stupid together....
Fangirl* STABS SEVERAL TIMES* THEY ARE ADORABLE!
by CumberBitches January 25, 2015