off with the fairies.

Used to describe people who are daydreaming, mentally unsound, not in touch with reality or incapacitated by alcohol or drugs.

Andy: "Aye look at Joe staring into space!"
Kris: "Yeah he's always off with the fairies."

by FathomOne April 14, 2014

Fairfax County Public Schools

A county that is supposedly one of the richest in the COUNTRY, yet fails to administer doors to classrooms and bathroom stalls or textbooks that aren't at least 8 years old unless you were born in the right year.

We have cash, but screw the kids!

by Biteme November 16, 2004

fair play

Another form of saying "good job." Irish slang.

That's a great idea, fair play to you man.

by Danny Crinion February 7, 2005

va te faire foutre

French expletive, meaning go "fuck yourself".

A: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
B: Va te faire foutre!

by Aki April 14, 2004

fair to middlin

"Fair to middlin" is a Deep South term for okay, fair enough, alright.

That movie was fair to middlin'.

by Deedra October 30, 2007

Fair Weather Patriot

Someone who waxes philosophical about being Patriotic but would never actually join the Military and put their ass on the line for anything. To the Fair Weather Patriot simply voting and paying taxes is enough.

Fair Weather Patriot: (Singing Lee Greenwood) "And I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today!"

Military Guy: (Interrupting) "Hey man you know we've been at war for like ten years now right? Why haven't you stood up next to me and defended her still today like the song says?"

Fair Weather Patriot: "I do my part -- I vote and pay my taxes."

by Not A Fair Weather Patriot May 25, 2011

Fairoozed

Doing a fairooz means to pretend to not hear something even though the person has heard it clearly and tries to brush it off by saying they couldn't hear or their headphone was off.

You just Fairoozed on us. We could clearly hear you breathe. Don't try to pull that fairooz shit on me.

by knegur doffy May 28, 2019