Apple Faggot

Any hipster who blindly follows and supports Apple products even if they're shit, all because they secretly want to be in a relationship with Steve Jobs. Also known as the "Apple Fanboy Syndrome" or AFS, this very serious condition is common in the San Fransisco area and is most often seen in the many metrosexual (also known as Homosexual) students who prefer style over functionality. Little known fact: the disease is easily transmited to others and can only be cured after dealing with the Apple customer support or guarantee service. Also cured by purchasing any good hardware/software which isn't overpriced.

John: - Look there's Tom with his new iPad.
Jack: - He has AFS...
John: - What?
Jack: - Apple Fanboy Syndrome..
John: - Oh yeah he's an Apple Faggot!
Tom: - Look guys I've got the iPad!!!!!!! ;))))) :)))))
Jack: - Does it have Flash? or Multitask?
Tom: - Look I can flick through pictures with my fingers!!!!!!!

by vlad88667 March 13, 2010

Mega faggot

He is a small pink bike who got abused by big chungus he sufferd severe bullying

Mega faggot is gay

by Big chungus2.0 January 21, 2019

Ultra Faggot

A person that has achieved a level of faggot that surpasses the mega faggot

jerry your are a Ultra Faggot

by YABOSISGAY June 10, 2018

Cummy Booger faggot

A complete retard. An imbecile with a little dick who is sticky from sucking cum shots.

Obama: and those god damn mexican niggers...the a bunch of cummy booger faggots

Trump: I'm orange and stupid

by break da law November 8, 2018

faggot UD editors

Short for 'Faggot Urban Dictionary Editors'. Generally refers to the faggots who screen listings and ultimately disallow better definitions put forth by young enterprising minds. These faggots are the lowest of the low; they deserve to have their testes removed and, ultimately, die in a fire.

Yeah so the faggot UD editors didn't accept my definition for 'lopl'. Apparently it was already accurately described by the moron who wrote that it stood for 'laughing out pissing loud'. Give me a break right? Fucking faggot UD editors, hope they all get pushed down a flight of stairs headfirst.

by loplriffic April 11, 2011

do a flip faggot

a term used when someone is going to commit suicide

person one: I'M going to jump off!
person two: nooo think about the people you love!
person three: you got many more in life!
you: do a flip faggot

by bruh human June 4, 2020

faggocytosis

The process by which a woman bends a straight man's sexuality and turns him gay.

Jon: "Hey Abe!"
Bart: "Shh dude! He's Abby now. Ever since Sarah."
Jon: "Wow, complete faggocytosis there."

by Stanley_Goodspeed March 6, 2008