After the fact

This is a phrase that you say when someone does or says something but they have no idea that their timing was totally and stupidly wrong. Oftentimes, people will say it with the word "all".

How you gonna go to the movies with everybody, leave me behind, and then tell me that the film is good and I should go see it ALL AFTER THE FACT??

by TheBx41 September 17, 2012

Arbitrary Facetime

When a person spends time showing face at a place of work, family gathering, or at some other public or private commitment, for no other utility or purpose but for the sake of showing face.

I put in a 12 hour shift at the office with my door open, 8 hours of which was actually work, 4 hours of which was totally arbitrary facetime.

by Barbitrary F. June 27, 2018

Eddowes Fact

Where an all-round pointless virgin fuck of a JohnEddowes attempts to shove their inane point of view down your throat, whilst being utterly wrong in the process.

EDDOWES FACT 45: but you can't argue with the facts, "God" and Hollywood are Love's two biggest proponenets

EDDOWES FACT 97: <Ten98> all recorded music is worthless

EDDOWES FACT 69: <Ten98> it's simple physics <Ten98> the more attractive something is <Ten98> the stupider it is

by spooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon October 10, 2004

Lavde ka fact checker

It is a term used by right wing for a alt news journalist Mohammed Zubair for his biased fact checking. Lavde means dick and you know what fact checker means. His tweets are hinduphobic and are used as an excuse to justify islamic propaganda.

Person 1: Hey, look lavde ka fact checker got arrested lol
Person 2: yeah he deserved it!

by Formaldehyde July 20, 2022

FaceTime No iPhone

1. A basketball term for when you shoot the ball in someone’s mouth.

2. Receiving face from a female.

“Y’all saw that smothered shot, FaceTime no iPhone.”

“Your bitch gave me FaceTime no iPhone.”

by Theguy615 April 4, 2021

FACT!

A magical word that when spelled all in capitals, emboldened and followed by an exclamation mark makes any statement it follows indisputably true.

Dave: Hey Kyle
Kyle: Hey Dave
Dave: Did you hear that Luke had finally come out?
Kyle: No way! He's not even gay.
Dave: FACT!
Kyle: Fair enough.

by cptchopper79 October 22, 2010

facetiming

Using the smart phone video function to communicate while seeing the person who is also using their FaceTime application to both see and talk to you.

I was facetiming with my mom yesterday when I saw my dad walking through the house naked.

by Nesh525 November 5, 2013