Total Existence Failure

When something malfunctions by virtue of not existing at all. Taken (but not precisely) from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". In the original usage, a spaceship existed for a while and then spontaneously disappeared.

Bob: Can I borrow your car?
Bill: Nope. Sorry. It's having a total existence failure.

by Al Benedict October 22, 2009

this definition does not exist

this definition does not exist

this definition does not exist

by WCG847 February 24, 2021

PRETTIEST PERSON IN EXISTENCE

💗TATIANA MASSIEL ZAMUDIO HUAMANI 💗

Dani: IS THAT THE PRETTIEST PERSON IN EXISTENCE OVER THERE!!!!!
Friend: YES ITS TATIANA MASSIEL ZAMUDIO HUAMANI!!!!!!

by Lolxdlolxd March 16, 2021

non-existant hairline

when your hairline is so far back it disappears!

Aryanna has a non-existant hairline because i cant see where her hair starts😂

by non-existant hairline February 09, 2018

Why does this exist?

Don't ask me cause I don't know either

guy1: "Why does this exist?"

guy2: " dunno man it just does"

by Isopropylalcohol99%usp June 05, 2021

The Cutest Person in Existence

Talia is the cutest person in existence. She’s so precious and tiny. No one can convince me otherwise, not even Talia herself.

Naomi: Talia was soo cute today

Bull: I know right? She must be The Cutest Person in Existence

Talia: I’MNOTCUTE-

by bull_loafs_talia April 28, 2020

Bane of my Existence

this basically means that the two people are in love with eachother

Anthony: You are the bane of my existence.
Kate: Should we kiss?

by laughingcryingcatemoji April 22, 2022