Executed files.txt

1. the txt file that you hide your secret diary in not that i would know....

1. No dont open executed files.txt

by platypussy_licker May 3, 2019

Executive Rodeo

The art of two guy friends convincing a sexy and well dressed female business executive to take an unexpected afternoon break while still at her office. The Executive Rodeo involves the business woman hiking up her skirt and riding one of the guys in the Reverse Cowgirl position, while the other guy stands above her and lets her suck his cock. Best when the sexy business woman is wearing sexy business attire (preferably a jacket and skirt on the outside and a full lingerie set with crotchless panties underneath). More exciting to perform at the corporate office, but the home office works just as well.

My buddy and I stopped by her office and convinced her to let us give her an Executive Rodeo

by The MILF hunting game warden February 2, 2023

executive Friday

n. Any day of the week, usually a Friday or Monday, where you decide to suddenly call in sick or take a vacation day out of a sense of entitlement and pure, unadulterated laziness.

v. To take an executive Friday

I have an important meeting early this morning and people are going to be really upset if I'm not there, but the urge to sleep in is overwhelming. Looks like I'll be taking an executive Friday.

by misskj March 15, 2009

executive eyebrow

The act of raising one eyebrow in a questioning or intimidating gesture.

When she said she had never swallowed for a guy before, I stared at her with the executive eyebrow until she admitted she always swallows...

by Mr.Beyonce December 10, 2015

Assistant Executive

The inaccurate reversal of a secretary job title for the purposes of inflating your position when you are actually making 45k and living in NorthJesus. Job description born out of delusions: serving as an officer/executive, actually mattering, and having a real job. Usual duties ACTUALLY include: changing printer paper, opening car doors, and sealing envelopes for mailing. See: self-absorbed.

I am loving my new job as the assistant executive, I am basically in charge of everyone except for the CEO!

by Give me a break! December 18, 2012

unitary executive

a dictator and tyrant who cares not what the people think

George W. Bush has proclaimed himself the Unitary Executive.

by Brian Perkins December 14, 2008

executive delay

The Dilbert-ish situation where executives delay your project to make you run off an check something out that has nothing to do with your project.

Our project took a two week executive delay when the VP made us go check out a vendor that we had already eliminated from consideration.

by pigfarmer April 2, 2009